Catfish 2 | Kyle Kuzma

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Danielle

I sit in the Lakers training facility and I watch the guys practice.

I feel like I'm watching an actual Lakers game but they are just playing versus their teammates.

Lonzo dribbles the ball and Kyle plays defense on him.

Lonzo drives in for a layup and Kyle blocks it.

Kyle misses the open layup and Coach Walton yells at him.

"Come on Kuz. Don't get distracted by your girlfriend! If it's a problem, she can't come to practice anymore!"

I look at coach Luke Walton and he smiles and winks at me.

His look says 'I'm just kidding. He just needs to focus'.

Kyle starts to play better once Coach says that.

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After practice we go to get some food from a burger place that's nearby.

"Yeah can I have a burger?" Kyle asked the drive through lady.

"Okay. Do you want cheese on it?" She asked.

Lonzo holds in a laugh and Kyle looks at him doing the same.

"Yeah," He chuckles. "Throw some- throw some cheese on it!"

"Will that complete your order?" She asked.

"Nah, give me a-" Kyle scans the menu.

He looks in the back seat at me. "What do you want, Shorty?"

"I want...you!" I say messing with him. Kyle winks at me.

"Aye, what the hell did I tell you guys?" Lonzo says smacking both of us.

Kyle laughs. "Seriously, what you want?"

"A small fry." I say.

"And a small fry." Kyle says into the box thingy.

We drive up to the window and the lady freaks out when she spots Kyle.

"Oh my god, your Kyle Kuzma!" She yells.

I roll my eyes.

Kyle chuckles.

"In the flesh." Kyle smiles at the girl.

She hands him are food and then she scribbles something on to the receipt.

I look at her but she can't see me. I roll down my window. She hands Kyle the receipt and I continue to stare at her.

"Let me see the receipt!" I say to Kyle.

He hands it to me.

'Call me if you want a good time @ 323 319 6060 ;)'

Oh hell no I think to myself.

"Pull up so I can speak with the worker. She got the total wrong." I say.

Lonzo looks at me. "Nah, don't do it!" He warns Kyle.

Kyle doesn't listen to Lonzo.

He pulls forward a little bit.

The worker looks at me and she gives me a dirty look.

"He's taken, hoe!" I rip the receipt up and she scoffs at me.

Kyle drives away.

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Once we leave the drive thru, we all burst into a fit of laughter. 

"I can't believe you said that, Shorty!" Kyle says.

"You didn't read what she said." I roll my eyes.

"I tried to warn you." Lonzo says shrugging.

"Why did she ask if I wanted cheese?" Lonzo asked in between laughs.

I laugh too. "Cause she's stupid and a hoe!"

"I would've just said a cheese burger if I wanted some cheese!" Kyle says.

"Like I said...she stupid and a hoe!" I reply. I start to sing 'You A Stupid Hoe' by Niki Minaj.

(Start at 58 Seconds stop at 1:15 unless you wanna hear the whole song.)

"Aye, Shorty. That ain't nice!"

"She wanna show you a good time, you gone let her?" I asked leaning forward to look at Kyle.

Lonzo looks at him too.

"I'm a virgin. I ain't havin' sex till I'm married to Danielle!"

Lonzo groans. "Why you gotta say shit like that? Now I have an image of y'all fuckin in my head!"

"Ew, don't think about that!" I scream.

"Oh hell no! You picturing me naked and shit! Get outta here with that gay shit!" Kyle says.

"Nigga, I ain't gay. I got a whole ass girlfriend!" Lonzo argues.

"Go hang out with her instead of stalkin me and Lil Momma back there!" Kyle moves his head in my direction.

"Oh burn!" I say.

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QOTD: Did you enjoy the first chapter?

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