Priceless Sensation

Raw Roulette

Tonight is a special 3-hour Raw where Raw Roulette comes back. Tonight's guest host is Chad  Ochocinco from the Bengals. Last week some cracks were beginning to show in the relationship between Ted and Maryse. I had left a note in his limo before the show and basically Maryse found it, thinking it was for her from some else. We all knew the truth. But since tonight was a 3-hour show, we all were at the arena early, as in earlier this afternoon. I had the night off so I could just sit back and relax and watch the show for once.

"Gonna leave him another note?" Riss asks me amusedly. 

"That was funny last week wasn't it? How she found it and thought it was for her from him."

"She's so stupid." Riss snickers. 

"Right? She actually believed him when he said he was talking to his mom on the phone, when it was me."

"I know!"

"But that was so cute when he was talking to you." She adds. 

I smile. 

"I know."

"And it was funny how he just walked out of the room when she wouldn't stop talking in French."

"The look on her face was hilarious."

"I would walk out too."

"I think most everybody would."

"So I heard you have Justin to yourself all night until the end of the night huh? Unless a last minute backstage thing comes up."

"There's a promo and I have a match." 

"Ooooh. Who's that match against?"

"Brie Bella."

"Oh god, not the cheaters."

"I know but they won't be doing their trick."

"How so?"

"He's coming out to stop them."

"Ooh, interesting."

"Yup."

"Oooh you get to spin the wheel to see what the match stipulation will be."

"Yeah I know."

"Should be fun."

"Yeah, I'm just hoping it isn't stupid like a pillow fight or something."

"You know those kinds of things are like so degrading. I mean sure they're fun, yeah, but that's not an actual match. Just something for the men out there to enjoy, by watching us in pajamas."

"Exactly." Riss nods. 

"No one is allowed to see that on you except me." Justin cuddles with her. 

"I knew you'd be like that." She laughs lightly.

"Because its true."

"I know."

The show then starts with a view of the Roulette wheel, and John and Randy standing in front of it when Josh shows up. 

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Raw Roulette. Where every single match tonight will be determined by a spin of the Raw Roulette wheel. Including our main event, John Cena vs Randy Orton. Gentlemen as you can see there are many categories on the Raw Roulette wheel. We could see Randy Orton vs John Cena in a Falls Count Anywhere match. Or...a Steel Cage match. Or even...a pillow fight."

"That would be hilarious."

"Hit him with a pillow...you can't see me."

"John, Randy if you're ready, I know the WWE Universe is ready. I think it's time to find out the stipulation for tonight's main event." Josh finishes, going to spin the wheel.