Priceless Sensation

Johnny Knoxville Hosts

It's just mere minutes before the start of the show, and Nexus will be opening it with the opening segment of the night. Riss is standing with Justin, fingers laced, waiting for the show to start, and the group's music to start playing so that they could go out. She smiles to herself as she feels Justin rubbing where her engagement ring normally is. 

"Night number two of being a member of the group."

"Mmhmm."

Soon the show starts, the pyros go off after the intro and the introduction. Nexus' music goes off for the opening segment and they walk out to everyone booing. But they all have smirks on their faces after what happened last night, as they get into the ring. Heath grabs a mic for Wade, handing it to him. 

"Now as you can see, by the fact that we are all standing here today...." Wade stops because of 'you suck' chants from the crowd. 

"Simmer down, there's a lot I need to get through. Now as you can see, by the fact that we are all standing here today, I was victorious in my match with John Cena last night. But before we bring out the newest member of the Nexus, there are a couple of issues that I would like to address. Now first of all, I have identified the two mystery assailants who hit the ring during my match last night. Now if you look at the tron, you'll see that those two men were in fact Husky Harris and Michael McGillicutty."

Riss inwardly grimaces at the mention of McGillicutty.

"Now let the record show, that I did not ask either man to get involved in the match. In fact, I barely know either of them. And they are certainly not a part of the Nexus. Now I needed no help whatsoever in defeating John Cena last night. Which brings me to my second issue."

Yet again the crowd cuts him off with the 'you suck' chant.

"Yes you've already told me that. Now my second issue is this. If I needed no help in defeating John Cena, then what on earth were you five thinking in coming down to the ring during my match, potentially causing me a disqualification? Otunga, I believe that was your bright idea. You know what, I don't wanna hear it. Not right now. 'Cause tonight is about celebration. Tonight is about inducting the newest member of the Nexus. So without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding, put your hands together and give a very very warm welcome to John Cena."

John comes out....to no music...a not too happy look on his face. He continues down the ramp a bit before stopping. He continues down the ramp again and gets into the ring, standing before Nexus. 

"John, I know this has got to be tearing you apart inside. But I also know that you're a man of your word. And the deal was, that if I beat you, you become a fully fledged member of the Nexus. I think in time John, you're gonna come to realize that this is the best thing that could ever have happened to you. Tarver..."

"John Cena, you put your hands on me. You even made jokes about me. And you tried to threaten my livelyhood! And now the joke is on you. Who's laughing now? Because you failed! You failed!! 

"Listen, the rest of us, we have a little gift for you." Tarver adds, holding up a Nexus armband.

"Just for you."

John takes it and gets in Tarver's face, and Tarver steps back. John looks at the crowd, then at the armband. He takes his CeNation one off and looks at both bands. He then looks up at Nexus and down at the bands again and at the crowd. Back down at the bands and then Nexus, the bands, before slipping the Nexus one on. 

"Now John, we know this transition is going to be a little difficult for you. But it's okay, we're all here for you. And the public, they want to know exactly your thoughts about all of this. But instead of putting you on the spot and making you feel uncomfortable, we got an official statement that you can and will read in front of your public right now." Heath says, handing him the paper in his hand.