Shiro: You having trouble with that yogurt?
Pidge: This lid is a fucking dickhead...
Shiro: {Turns towards Keith accusingly} Wonder where she's got that from.
Keith: {looks up} From the fucking fridge you dickhead.
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Pidge: Fuck
Shiro: *Flips Table*
Shiro: OKAY WHO THE FUCK TAUGHT HER THAT?!?!
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Lance: hi yeah 4 adults, 1 kid please
Pidge: Lance you ass! That's so mean.
Pidge: Leave Shiro alone
Shiro: : (
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Lotor: {flirting with Lance} So I'm looking for a gem
Lotor: Can't help but notice that you shine the brightest in the entire universe
Lance: . . .
Lance: I'm seeing someone already
Keith: Razzle dazzle bitch
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Matt: *swings around his weapon and takes out 5 enemies*
Shiro: Wow you've learned so much from being out here.
Matt: nah, I just can't see shit without my glasses so I flail my weapon around.
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Shiro: pidge is at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind
Lance: boys?
Pidge: homicide
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Lance: ugh I just don't see what's so good about Keith! Why does Iverson insist I should be like him? Ew
Hunk: Well, you do need to take things more seriously
Lance: What?! As serious as Keith, Christ look at him!
Keith, who is staring at the chicken nugget he just dropped: I think this is the saddest thing that's ever happened to me
Shiro, unimpressed: Keith you're literally an orphan
Keith: Fuck off
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Keith after he sees the Voltron show
Keith: Sooooo..... Shiro the Hero, huh?
Shiro: Keith shut the fuck up
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Keith: Hey Lance
Lance: 'Sup?
Keith: ..... bi bo bi
Lance: You FUCKING--
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Keith: Hey pidge could you, uh, teach me how to revert the electron whisper capacitors into a binomial matrix code in order to do a loop de loop through the Tesla comms--
Pidge: JUST BECAUSE YOU MENTIONED TESLA DOESN'T MAKE IT ACTUAL SCIENCE KEITH
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Keith: So do you tell jokes? Like... like if I asked you to tell me a joke would you be able to tell me one? Or is that not... is that not what you do?
Hunk: Keith...
Keith: I mean I'm just asking
Hunk: Keith, no...
Keith: Like a knock knock joke or something, nothing major
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Keith: Hey Keith! Oh my god, HUGE fan. Listen, I was wondering if I could get an autograph? Maybe a selfie with you brooding and looking off to the side to show my friends back at the Blades? They'll love it.
Allura: ............. -________-;
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Bonus:
Kolivan: Keith. What's so funny?
Keith, crying-laughing in the corner: VOLTRON!! ON FUCKING ICE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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Pidge: Oh man, do you remember the first time Hunk corrected Iverson in class?
Lance: yes! That was the best day of my life...
Keith: I remember Lance getting detention for three weeks when he tried to film the look on his face
Hunk: That's funny
Keith: Yeah it was--
Hunk: because I thought you didn't remember Lance from the Garrison?
Keith:
Lance:
Pidge: oh my god
Keith: OH YOU NEED ME TO REPORT TO THE BRIDGE SHIRO OK I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
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Keith: and Lance, leave the math to pidge
Pidge through the vents: according to my calculations you're both FUCKING GAY
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WELL THERE'S THAT!! I haven't updated in a long time so I'm trying to post some chapters.
YOU ARE READING
For xUnivxrse
RandomThis is for xUnivxrse since my phone is a bitch Edit: F*ck it, this is becoming a damn book
