I Eat Pasta For Breakfest (Lazari Creepypasta Story)

Jeff, Lulu, and Masky

       "And that's when you tell them to go to sleep," a man with a cut smile, burnt eyelids, and burnt hair and skin said, entering the house with another girl. She had no eyes, but everything was normal. She worn a blue dress that was torn up.

       "Oh!" the girl said.

       "Oh, and then..." said the smiling dude, but cut off when he looked down at me sitting on the couch staring at them. He looked confused.

       "The fuck?" he said raising an eyebrow.

       "Hi!" the girl said. She was about 13-14 years old.

       "Lulu, please stop saying hi to everyone," the smile dude said annoyed.

       Jack entered the room with the bandage on. I'm guessing Slendy stayed in his room.

       "Don't get too close Jeff, she bites. Slendy thinks she only bites monsters like us," he said. Smiling dude, or Jeff's face lit up.

       "Oh?" Jeff asked excitedly, "Well, be right back guys!" he said grabbing me and pulling me out the door.

       I didn't know where he was taking me, but he seemed really happy. His cut smile seemed bigger than usual. He chuckled lowly and he ran. He just held me while he ran. When we got there, he and I ran into a bush.

       "There she is. Do you think you could bite her please? She is really mean to me," he said quietly. I looked at the girl. She sort of looked like him. Without the burnt eyelids and cut smile. Her eyes were pure black. She read a book.

       "She doesn't look so mean," I said.

       "Oh, she is VERY mean to me," he said.

       "I'll bite her hard!" I said quietly, but powerful.

       I jumped out of the bush, causing it to rustle. She shook her head.

       "Alright Jeff, I know its you," she said without taking her eyes from the book. She snapped her head back and looked at me confused. I lunged at her, making her scream. I bite her neck and snapped it. Jeff fell to the ground laughing. He had to hold his stomach and kick his legs from how funny it was. I got up and walked back to him.

       "I bit her really hard, like, until she stopped moving," I said wiping my face from the blood.

       "Best, heh, Fucking kid EVER!" he said giving me a thumbs up.

       "Really?" I said. He doesn't think I'm a monster? I thought to myself.

       "Ugh, now let's go before Slendy kicks my ass for taking you," Jeff said standing up.

       "Oh, OK. Let's go!" I said hugging his arm. He was shocked by this, but grinned. He put me on his shoulders and started running. He sang a remix of the Wizard of Oz about Slendy.

       "Weeeee're off to go see Slendy, the wonderful Slendy- oh fuck," Jeff was interrupted by Slendy teleporting in front of us.

       "Jeffrey?" Slendy said angrily. He grabbed me from Jeff's shoulders. "Lazari, go color with Masky. I need to talk with Slendy," he said setting me down on the couch. A man with a mask, who I was guessing was Masky, held up some colored pencils and paper.

       "I have some colored pencils and paper here," he said handing me the stuff.

       "Thanks!" I said sitting on the ground.

       I heard yelling outside that I couldn't make out, but I knew Slendy was mad at Jeff. Sorry Jeff, I didn't mean too.