Big Smoke Woke on an early Saturday morning with a growling stomach, he waddled out of his bedroom, down the hall and into his kitchen. Big Smoke, opened the fridge, and scanned through it looking for his favorite pre- breakfast snack, cheese. Big Smoke opened the door where he stored his cheese and was astonished to see that it was all gone, and what should have been his cheese was replaced with a note, groped at the note, and opened it up, the note read: Wondering where you're cheese is? WELL TOO BAD I HAVE STOLEN ALL THE CHEESE IN THE WORLD, have a nice day: Big Smoke crumpled up the paper and stuck it in his mouth and began to trash his jaw up and town, tearing the paper to shreds like a machine, until finally swallowing it. Big Smoke recognized the taste, it was the flavor of a tech support scammer. Big Smoke's body filled with anger, he began thrashing around his house smashing, and breaking everything in his path, he ran toward his front door, and knocked the door strait off its hinges in all of his frustration and anger. He ran to the middle of his hood, and fell into a deep complex state of mind. Big Smoke at one point during this long thinking moment crossed his legs and began levitating all by his lust for cheese. CJ walked out of his house and began shouting at Big Smoke, which caused him to wake from his trance with his inner self. It is Time announced big smoke, He walked over to CJ, I love you, no homo, CJ glared at him, and then whacked him with a bat. Big Smoke woke up in the middle of his hood, with CJ staring down at him. Turns out all of that deep thinking and levitating, was all a dream. Big Smoke did not need to think with his brain, instead he was gifted with his heart. Big Smoke ran back inside, where he stayed until finally coming back out an hour later, wearing his green button up, denim blue shorts, his hipster glasses, and a black fedora. SOMEBODY SAVE THE CHEESE, announced Smoke. there was a pause, Big Smoke then shouted, FIRED WATER MELON CHICKEN KOOL AID, almost instantly People began to open their doors around the hood, and began to meet at the middle with Big Smoke and CJ for the meeting. Alright WE MUST SAVE THE CHEESE, announced Smoke, everyone raised there guns in allegiance, GOOD announced Smoke, THEN WE MUST KILL EVERY INDIAN TECH SUPPORT SCAMMER IN THE WORLD, the crowd then began to have their victory screech. FOR THE CHEESE.
Big Smoke grabbed CJ by the arm while the others were still screeching, and led him to his Camero. OK CJ first thing we must do is go to the Microsoft store, there are plenty of Indian Tech Support Scammers there. They both got in the car and Big Smoke drove, off they turned the corner leaving there hood when they saw it a massive crowd of Indian Tech Support Scammers!
to be continued~
