Capricorn *screams* MOM THERE IS A NAKED MAN IN MY ROOM AGAIN!!!
Aquarius *pokes face while laughing* the rake pokes you in the eye OW! WHAT THE HELL!?!?
Pisces hey-y there rake how's it going * laughing nervously*
Aries wow! Holy shit this is going on Instagram! * Takes a picture*
Taurus runs away while screaming
Gemini doesn't give a fuck and keeps on eating
Cancer *pokes head* EWEWWWW!
Leo *gives Wi-Fi password* don't worry man I got you!
Virgo haha...I'm gonna die ain't I?
Libra hey! You look like my ex!
Scorpio wanna watch me masterbate?
Sagittarius *cries* y r u so ugly???
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creepypasta zodiac signs
Acakwell the title says it all (this is my first story so please don't judge)
