Creepypastas On Crack

#28

BEN - Yo, you ready to go?

EJ - Yep, got ready in 5 minutes

BEN - Where's Jeff?

EJ - *Laughs* Still in the shower

Jeff - *From the shower* GIVE ME A SECOND, OKAY?!?! DO YOU THINK I WAKE UP THIS BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY? NO! THIS TAKES T I M E!