Jeff: Guess who has two thumbs and loves his brother?!?!Liu: Did you cut your thumbs off just to say that?
Jeff, while bleeding from his hands: Yep!
Liu: .........
Jeff: I need a doctor!
Liu: Perish.
Jeff: *Screams*
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