Creepypastas On Crack

#153

Zalgo's Minion: Don't hang up. We have your child.

Slenderman: I don't have any children?

Zalgo's Minion: Then who just asked us for some chocolate milk and to cut the crust off his sandwich?

Slenderman: *Sighs* Oh, mother of the Unholy

Zalgo's Minion: What?
Slenderman: You have Toby.