Ronaldo: Hey guys!
*Ten minutes later*
Ronaldo : Anybody there?
Ronaldo: Okay then... If it comes to this... I am leaving the club and joining Manchester United.
Zidane: Stay Ron
Marcelo: Bro we were just kidding
Perez: I ll keep you here until you are 40 years old.
Ronaldo: okay guys I was just kidding.
Bale: Guys I was playing with a doll and I sustained a minor injury.😥
Zidane: It might be something small like 2 days. No worries take your time👍
Bale : Actually more like 2 months😓
Zidane: Nevermind.
Kroos: Hey anyone wants to drink tonight.
Isco: Boss we need to concentrate on our champions league campaign.
Zidane: No. We can surely win the La Liga. 😏
Casemiro: Hey , guess how many red cards Ramos has got in his career😂😂😂
Ramos: Why do you need to bring that up. Nobody gives a shit about you!
Zidane: I do...
Navas: Hey Perez, you still keeping me next season right?
Perez: No I will sell you.
Ronaldo: That was pretty straight forward.
Rodriguez: Anybody missing me? If you want you can still recall me, remember?
Zidane: Who da hell's this guy?
Zidane kicked out Rodriguez
Morata: Savage!
Zidane: Why are you still here?
Morata: Well shit.
Zidane kicked out Morata
Benzema: So are we buying Neymar?
Ronaldo: Hey why do we need him?
Benzema: Coz you are literally 33 years old boy!
Ronaldo : At least I play better than you and you re like what 36?
Bale: I thought he was 31
Zidane: No he is 23 .Lots of potential. He is the best French player in the world.
Ronaldo: Who you kidding?
Nacho: I hope I can play at least 2 matches in the champions league.
Benzema: Guys I am 30!
Ronaldo: See? That's how important you are. Nobody cares how old you are.
Zidane: Stop fighting. Let's discuss our next game.
Ramos: I will tackle Neymar and injure him for the rest of the season.😈
Zidane: No. We are buying him next season so don't even think.
Ronaldo: I was thinking that Ramos should injure Dí Maria . He said that Messi is better than me.
Isco: Isn't that the truth?
Zidane kicked out Isco.
