Messi: ...
Dembelé: I think you all lost because I wasn't playing
Coutinho : Shut up Dembale
Dembelé: No it's not Dembale it's dembelé.
Coutinho: I called you Dembale because you keep getting injured like Gareth Bale
Suarez: Hey cout, Liverpool have been doing pretty good since you left them.
Coutinho: So?
Suarez: So.... Sorry but,
Suarez kicked out Coutinho
Messi: I'm very disappointed, it's like I had corpses for teammates
Valverde: Don't worry leo, we made it past the Quarter finals! Yay!
Messi : Shut up Ernesto. You are the reason behind all this misery. You about to get sacked, I hope you know that
Alba: Yes please remove him.
Suarez : Yes yes
Messi: Where's Barto?
Suarez: Our president?
Messi: No the ball boy... Of course our president.
Suarez: He's in his office thinking about which defender or midfielder to buy
Messi: We need a new striker
Suarez: Yeah, I need to taste new meat ... WAIT! Striker? I'm the best striker in the world!! Why do you need a new striker?
Boateng: Yeah , and you have even got me as a back up option
Ter Stegen: Oh godddd!!
Messi: Yes?
Ter Stegen: The whole team needs to be rebuilt, from the ground up
Bartomeu removed Ernesto
Bartomeu added Xavi
Xavi removed Boateng
Xavi removed Rakitic
Xavi removed Murrilo
Xavi removed Suarez
Xavi removed Umtiti
Xavi added De Ligt
Xavi added Lacazette
Xavi added Felix
Xavi: You are under new rule now
Messi: Oh this better be good
