Mourinho: Park the bus today guys..
David de Gea: I wanna leave
Mourinho: What?
Zlatan: Zlatan wants to leave too
Mourinho: No!! What is happening!
Martial: Hey boss actually, even me....
Mourinho: This must be a nightmare...
Rojo: Don't worry boss! I ll stay! 😉
Mourinho: Okay Rojo! No big difference tho.
Sanchez: The Man city group chat was way more funnier!
Mourinho: How did you know about their chats?
Bailly: Boss I want more play time....
Mourinho: Sure... Try to stay fit first
Pogba: Anybody speak about fitness?
Lukaku: Hey broda!!
Lingard: Hey pig!
Pogba: Pig?
Lingard: *Pog
Lukaku: 😂😂😂 Nice one lin😉
Lingard: Thanks lukaku
Pogba: Tell me who is on Adidas ads?
Lukaku: You
Pogba: 😂😂 Now who is laughing?
Lingard: Still us😂😂
De Gea Left
Mourinho: Ed I want more money
Ed: The hell you are getting it
Mourinho: See this is the reason I wanted to leave! At least PSG give me some money to sign players.. Okay... Anyways... We need to win the champions league this year!
Ed: First try Winning against Huddersfield 😂😂
Mourinho: What have you got to laugh about Ed... De Gea just left, we are second on the table, doesn't seem like we are gonna win it, and you are the one who is responsible.
RONALDO: Anyone wants to sign me?
Mourinho left
Pogba left
Sanchez left
Lingard left
Lukaku left
Bailly left
Ed Woodward left
Zlatan: I stay now. All the scumbags gone. Zlatan happy.
Ronaldo: Well I'd better leave too.
Ronaldo couldn't leave the
Group as Zlatan didn't allow
Zlatan : You are stuck with me 😈
Ronaldo: Shit.
