Liam: *dropping Theo off at the airport* Have a safe flight.
Theo: I have no say in the matter.
Liam: *already driving off* Die then.
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Mason: Describe Theo in one word.
Liam: Mine.
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Liam: You having trouble with that yogurt?
Leo: This lid is a fucking dickhead.
Theo: *without looking up* Wonder where he got that from.
Liam: *turns towards Theo* From the fucking fridge you dickhead.
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Liam: How can someone say Theo is evil??? He is the most precious soft little soul.
Theo: Yeah, I'm adorable!
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Liam: What are you holding?
Theo: It's a goldfish.
Liam: Why?
Theo: It's for you.
Liam: Really?
Theo: Corey said you liked goldfish.
Liam: The crackers, Theo. The cheese things that you have at a party?
Theo: Ah, well ..... you know what? I'm not a hudred precent sure I was supposed to know that.
Liam: The crackers, Theo.
Theo: Well, fine. Now I got a goldfish.
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Hunters: *threaten Liam*
Theo: You're a cheap hack. And if you come after Liam, I'm gonna bust you like a pinata.
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Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2
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