"daddy, pass the salt"

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bill-
• reaches for the salt
• realizes what the fuck he just did
• pulls his hands back
• blushes like cRaZy
• an actual tomato
• "i-i t-t-thought sh-she s-said b-b-billy"

richie-
• full on grabs the salt
• smirks
• "here you go, princess"
• richie is now forbidden in your house

stan-
• grabs the salt and politely hands it to you
• no regrets
• smiles to your dad and continues to eat his food

eddie-
• accidentally grabs the salt
• throws it back on the table
• "it's just an inside joke we have, haha."
• gEtS hIs InHaLeR oUt ReAl QuIcK

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i'm watching open house and i-
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON DHDHDJ

anyways, i went to target today, just to buy the stephen king IT book. BUT I FUCKING FORGOT MY MONEY. SO IM GONNA HAVE TO FUCKING WAIT TO GET IT

god i'm such a dumbass

anyways byeee
-lylass🦔

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