be more chill script

act 1 scene 1 (part 2)

michael
jeremy my buddy hows it hanging lunch is banging had my sushi got my slushy and more the roll wad negimaki and im feeling pretty cocky cuz the girl at sev elev gave a generous pour

jeremy
youre listening to bob marley again arent you

michael
im listening to marly and the grove is bella gnarly and were almost at the end of the song yeah that was the end now tell me friend
how was class
you look like ass what's wrong
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jeremy shows him his backpack
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jeremy
boyf what does that even mean
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michael turns his own
backpack around to reveal someone has written riends
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together the bags spell boyfriends
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jeremy
i hate this school i wrote christine a letter telling her how i feel
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michael
Thats progress

jeremy
i tore it up and flushed it its still progress

michael
its all good i saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving

jeremy
Thats good

michael
evolutions survival of the fittest right But now because of technology you
don't have to be strong to survive which means theres never been a better time
in history to be a loser so own it why try to be cool when you can be
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jeremy sees christene approach the sign up sheet
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jeremy
christene

michael
i was gonna say getting stoned in my basement but
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now michael sees chirstene
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michael
christene

both
christene
canigula
christene
christene
christene

everyone
christene canigula
christene canigula
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jeremy slow motion walks to the sign up sheet
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jeremy
i feel my body get up from the chair
i see my coverse walking over there i take a shaky breath and i prepare
who cares if people think im lame christene signed ill do the same i grab the pen i write my name
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as soon as he signs rich shouts out
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rich
gay hahaha
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people laugh and exit
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chloe
i like gay people

jeremy
im never gonna be the cool guy im more the one whos left out
of all the characters at school i am not the one who the storys about
why cant someone just help me out and teach me how to thrive help me out to more than survive
more than survive
more than survive
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everyone joins in as the general hustle of school commences and jeremy moves
through the rest of his day
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jeremy
if this was an apocalypse i would not need any tips in how to stay alive but since the zombie armys yet to desend
and the period is going to end im trying my best to pass the test and survive

everyone
c c c comon c c c comon go go
c c c comon c c c comon go go
c c c comon c c c comon go go
c c c comon c c c comon

go go go go
go go go go
go go go go