x Pills And Potions x (Nicki Minaj Love story)

OH BROTHERS

(Nicki)

Oh Brothers

Rihanna taps me to look at her and we act like we never saw them.

???: Hey.

We turn to the balcony and see the twins.

Wait..Balcony...It's about 10 feet u-

Me: Umm how did you guys get up here?

I ask as my eyes meet Rih's and she's wondering the same thing. We get up and see them dangling from the ledge.

Not Derek (Devin): We do parkour to work out while we're in Queens.

Not Devin (Derek): You guys should work out with us sometimes.

Me: Um Ladies don't like to sweat. Being on tour is enough cardio by itself.

Not Devin: Speaking of tour, We tour with you both this summer.

Rih: What? No you guys don't . We respect underground artist and all but tours ain't for amatuers.

Not Devin and Not Derek look at eachother and then let go of the ledge. We look over the rail and they are no where to be found. Then the unexpected happens. The lights turn out a strobes and smoke are everywhere.

DJ: YOOOOOO!!!!!! THE TWINS!!!!!! REPERSENTING BARBADOS AND JAMAICA!!!! Dev Nuff Said aka DNS!!! Doppy!!!! Here we go!!!!!

The instrumental to Lookin ass nigga starts and I freak tf out. The twins hop out hyped as hell. When Derek sings, I almost melt.

Dopey: Who the hell do you think you is?!!! This! Is! the Fuckin Remix!! Make some noise For da Mango Twins!! Uh Uh uh UH Yah! Emotions in this game run deep,So before they say this to me in my sleep,Stance on lean, leg up on the wall,My people they chill, why you haters wanna ball,I'm satisfied with a little, why you haters want it all,You waiting for the Spring, and I'm gettin it in the fall,But uh, do what you do what you, I do what I do,Do's what you do, I do what I do.

DNS:I flow far from mediocre,And if we talking cards,I will fold 'em with the poker,You and your whole crew are like a deck of 54,So it's obvious y'all gon' steady be rollin' wit' some jokers (unh),And me I'm rolling with some brokers,Like damn, could you niggas get any broker,

Dopey:It's what you all been waiting for ain't it?,Your weekly entertainment,For me to get a hold of this beat,And go ahead claim it,I'm about to paint a picture,You niggas go 'head frame it,'cause we getting Seinfeld,On some Jerry and Elaine shit.

DNS:Just copped new shoes,Whip on two twos,Dick down you two,Throw it on youtube,Tell me what you'd do,If I was to do you,Baby after one time,Sure to make you come back,Back like spinal,Stack like dominoes,Catch me out in Mexico,Hasta Manana though,Hasta la vista,Chest full of reefer,Rep for my set till the day I meet the reaper,Petersburg veteran,USA resident

The beat stopped and The crowd went crazy. This time they gave the DJ the mics and climbed up the light stands, Jump on the railing, Tightrope walk to our section and jump down in front of us.

Derek: Oh and is it a bad time to mention I signed to young money?

Devin: And Jay Z wants me in Roc nation?

I just sat there dumbfounded. So did Rih.

Derek: Oh and I didn't catch your name.

He looked at me with his bright blue eyes.

Me: O-Onika. But people call me Nicki.

Derek: Well, OnikaButPeopleCallMeNicki,

I blush at his cute humour.

Derek: Would it be ok if we could grab some food sometime?

Me: Yes, It will be ok.

I blushed and he smiled. His teeth were so white.

(Rihanna)

Devin: And You?

Me: Excuse Me?

Devin: I didn't catch your name either. Was it Angel or Beautiful? Maybe Most Beautiful or Perfect Angel.

I laugh.

Me: Robyn but people call me Rihanna or Rih.

Devin: Ok Beautiful, well do you want to get some lunch sometime?

Me: um Ok.

Devin and Derek clear their throats.

Me/Nicki: Oooooh!!! My bad!

We give them our numbers and they go to their section and we get drinks.

We turnt up!!!!