This is why teachers hate me....
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*Class is discussing what helps you live longer*
Teacher: You'll be healthier if you don't drink.
Me: But red wine is good for you
Teacher: yes but drinking 6 bottles a day isn't.
Me: you're right. Strive for 7.
*Teacher stares at me for a second*
Teacher: attending church has also been proven to help you live longer.
Me: aw darn. Looks like I have to stop going.
Teacher: ......
Me: .....
Joseph: ....yo. Shut up.
Me: okay
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Life of a Teen in Drug Central
HumorA bunch of random moments teens in Butler, Pennsylvania go through. Well at least my friends and I anyway.
