Life of a Teen in Drug Central

Fortnite

I lack self control... As well as a great deal of people who play this
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*introducing fortnite to Eren by double teaming it*

Teammate 1: how many people are behind the controls over there? Damn

Me and Eren: 2

My sister: 3

Me: Shut up. You aren't playing

Teammate 2: you sound hot

Eren: which one?

Teammate 2: the other one

Me: .....wat

Teammate 2: you sound hot. What's your name?

Me: *gives him a fake name*

Teammate 1: damn. It's become tinder up in here

Teammate 2: I'm offended. I actually looked you up