random things I've heard at school

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English Teacher: suck salt and die

History Teacher: if you're gonna make out with your girlfriend don't do it front of my class. Go do it in front of *teacher's name* instead

Classmate: I'm gonna go home and eat tide pods

Classmate: i wonder if i can hang myself with my earbuds?

Eren: history honestly makes me want to kill myself

Classmate: furries fucken terrify me
Eren: same

Me: i forgot to do my homework again, damn it
Classmate: Are you really surprised at this point?

*gets homework*
Classmate: i bet you $20 you won't turn it in on time
Me: .....stfu

Classmate: do you think drinking sulfuric acid would kill me?

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