The Pickle

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     What I thought of when Mark tweeted he was hit in the eye with a pickle

Amy's POV
          All of us, including ninja sex party. Are currently hanging out, just relaxing before we have to go on tour tomorrow. "ITS A PICKLE!!" Mark shouted, holding the pickle above his head. Then Ninja Brain snatches it from his hand, which was pretty easy because he's a lot taller than Mark. "NOW ITS MY PICKLE!!" Brain screamed, jumping up onto the coffee table. "NOT MY PICKLE!" Mark responded, jumping up attempting to reach it. To no avail. "Yes your pickle! Now I have your pickle! And your girlfriend!" Brain said leaping down, he wrapped an arm around my waist and hoisted me over his shoulder. The whole time I couldn't help but just burst out laughing. "NOW YOUVE CROSSED A LINE!" Mark said back to him, unable to contain his laughter as he ran after Brian who was carrying me. Ethan, Kathryn, Tyler, and everyone else, laughed loudly as they sat on the couch watching us. "Markimoo come help me!" I laughed, watching as Mark continued a jog to keep up with us. "I'm trying, he's very fast." Mark said, laughing as well. "Fine you can have your pickle I don't want it!" Brian said, he threw the pickle at Mark. All of us just laughed until we noticed Mark. He was now crouched on the ground, his hand over his left eye. Brian let me go, instantly I was by Mark's side. He hissed in pain. "Mark what's wrong? What happened?" I asked, placing a hand on his back. "The... pickle hit.....my eye." He said, in between groans of pain. I softly tilted his head up with my hand, his left eye was covered by his hand, his right squinted as they started to water a bit. Carefully, I held his hand that was covering his eye, and pulled it down. His eyes shut tight as he let out another hiss of pain. "Oh my god Mark! I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Brian said very concerned, Mark nodded his head. "It's just hard for me to see." Mark said, holding onto my arm with his free hand. "We should probably take you to the hospital. Ethan could you get him an ice pack." I said, looking towards Ethan who was sat on the couch. He sprang up from the couch and ran towards the kitchen, coming back a few seconds later with an ice pack. He handed it to Mark and patted him on the back, then he sat back on the couch, continuing his quiet conversation with Kathryn and Tyler. "Brian could you please drive us?" I asked, glancing up at him. "Of course! Come on, we'll take my car!" He grabs his keys and heads for the door, waiting for me to follow. I help Mark onto his feet and grab his hand. I walk with him out the door, then help him into the car. I grip his hand in mine as we begin to drive. The drive to the hospital is short and quick, we step out of the car and head into the ER.
Timity Time Skip!!
         We are now in a hospital room, waiting for the doctor to come. I stand beside Mark who's sitting in a chair, and hold his hand. After a few more minutes, the doctor finally steps in. "Alright, sorry about the wait folks! So what happened." He said, sitting on his rolling chair. "We were just hanging out. Then a pickle hit me in my eye." Mark explained, none of us could keep a straight face, all we could do was giggle. The doctor chuckled a bit as well. "Alright let's take a look!" He exclaimed, wheeling his chair over towards Mark. After a while of examining Mark's eye, and running tons of tests. The doctor tells us thankfully there doesn't seem to be a tear, and we shouldn't worry. Mark however did have some bruising on the side of his eye, giving him a temporary blind spot in his vision. The doctor then allowed us to go home, we got back into the car and rode home in silence, my hand tightly lasted with Mark's the whole time. We arrived home and were greeted by Ethan, Tyler, Kathryn, and the other Game Grumps. "So is your eye okay?" Tyler asks, as we entered the house. I explain to them everything the doctor told us, we then continue watching tv with all of them.

Time Skip
         Everyone else went home for the night, I decided to stay with Mark for tonight. We laid there, staring at each other's faces as we laid on Mark's bed. "So beautiful.....bruised eye and all." I said, speaking the words which filled my head. He smiled, and blushed a bit. "And you're magnificent baby girl." He replied, stilling smiling causing me to smile too. I gently kissed his forehead. "Let's get some sleep Markimoo." I said, snuggling up to his chest. And I drifted off to sleep, feeling his warmth and listening to his steady heartbeat.

AN
       I'm so super duper sorry for my long absence. I know I only said I needed a week, but then the next week came around and my depression was really bad and things in my life in general were really bad. So I made the hard decision to take an extra week knowing I really needed it. The last week I was all ready to write and I started a oneshot on Monday. Then Tuesday I was going to finish and post it. Then I started texting my best friend Mackenzie. I said something about something really bad happening in my family years ago, she asked what it was. I told her I wasn't comfortable with actually telling anyone. Then she said 'YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING I TELL YOU EVERYTHING AND YOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING' at that point I had just stopped responding and just sobbed. Then we slightly made up, but she got frustrated about me not telling her again. So she decided it would be better if we weren't friends at all, I'm so stupid and now it's my fault, I'm so dumb. So yeah that's basically the story, I'm not posting again this week but next week I will probably post on like Monday and Friday if I can. Bye guys!!

~Roo

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