A Sunset of Rage

Chapter 3

The fools reached the zoo. Frederic tapped Damien's shoulder. "Dami, I have a secret to confess," he said.
"Ugh. Let me guess. You're giraffekin," Damien groaned.
"I've been banned from the zoo. I fed the capybaras one too many times," he admitted.
"You fool! Why didn't you tell me that when you were assigned the case?!" Damien yelled.
"Hey! You'll scare the children!" a zookeeper shouted, guarding the child exhibit.
"Ugh. Just stay undercover," Damien ordered.
Frederic's tall body towered over everyone. It was extremely obvious. The zookeepers were murmuring amongst themselves. While Damien was busy looking at a poster about the many gothic types of spiders, Frederic was wandering off.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled.
Frederic was collecting grasses, trotting to the capybara exhibit. A security guard stopped him. "No feeding," he corrected.
"Hehe! I'm just on a grass diet!" Frederic chuckled.
"Sir, we know you're going to feed the capybaras."
Frederic attempted to climb over the rail, with the guard pulling him down by his shirt. However, he flopped into it anyway. He ran to the capybaras, who howled happily at him. Their savior.
"Stop that man!" the security officers yelled.
Damien looked over to see the commotion. He cringed when he saw Frederic sitting amongst the capybaras, the furry beasts piling onto their master. The zookeepers were aiming their telescopic osama bin laden machine guns at him, aiming for a perfect headshot.
"No! He's a top secret FBI agent!" he shouted, charging over like superman. He tripped over a child and fell face first into the trash can.
The capybaras sensed the threat to their lord. They growled, hostile. No petty human would be allowed to harm their master.
"Army, attack," Frederic ordered.
The capy army charged. They mutilated the zookeeper forces. Frederic chuckled happily. World domination was imminent.
"Frederic, you fool! We're supposed to be on a CASE!" Damien yelled, his emo wig shaking with his anger.
"Sorry, Dami! I got a little carried away," Frederic giggled. The capybaras whined, begging him to come back. However, they also understood that his job was important. They allowed their master to depart, showering him with flowers as he left.
The two top secret agents, having now received the attention of the entire zoo, hid by the gift shop with their secret black guns.
"Mommy, police dudes!" a child pointed.
"NO! I AM A PROUD FBI AGENT! DON'T BE INSENSITIVE TO MY CULTURE!" Damien yelled.
"Yeah!" Frederic agreed, shaking his fist while still smiling like a buffoon.
Damien's phone rang. He begrudgingly answered it. "Hello?" he snapped.
"GET BACK TO THE OFFICE IMMEDIATELY! CRUSTY CREAM IS HAVING A 100% OFF SALE! WE'RE STOCKING THE F*CK UP, MOTHERF*CKERS!" the manager screamed in his ear, foaming at the mouth from all the excitement.
"But sir! There's a thief on the loose!" Damien protested, his sense of justice overwhelming.
"IDGAF! WHAT'S MORE IMPORTANT, A**HOLE?! DONUTS OR A PETTY SH*T?!" Cristobal hollered, hanging up.
Frederic was already running to the car. "Fool, halt!" Damien ordered, barely running at 3 mph. They got in the FBI mobile and sped off to the office.
Little did they know what evil was to come...