#1 I hate two faced person. Its hard to decide which to slap first.
#2 Try to eat make up, maybe you can be pretty on the inside too.
#3 Never Underestimate the power of human stupidity.
#4 I'm not inconsiderate, I just don't give a fvck.
#5 I'm multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
#6 You are like clouds. It's a bright day when you disappear.
#7 Hipon outside, crab mentality inside. Woah, pinaglihi ka sa seafoods nuh?
#8 In order for you to insult me. I must value your opinion first.
#9 Magastos kapag magpaganda ng mukha. Ewan ko ba, libre naman ang magpaganda ng ugali, di pa magawa.
#10 Bago mo sabihing chix ka, tanung mo muna sa nanay mo kung manok siya.

BINABASA MO ANG
quotes compilation:)
CasualeThis is not a story but a compilation of my favorite quotes. :)