thomas: hi nameless dog boy
nameless dog boy: aren't you going to help me name my dog?
thomas: is it a boy or girl?
nameless dog boy: does it really matter? it's twenty fucking eighteen
thomas: you don't know, do you?
nameless dog boy: nope
thomas: just check if it has a willy
nameless dog boy: who calls a dick a willy
thomas: i thought you were like five so i had to keep it pg
nameless dog boy: i'm 26 thank you very much
thomas: i don't know if that's better or just really sad
nameless dog boy: fuck you random number
thomas: :)
YOU ARE READING
𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐲.
Fanfiction[dylmas ; au] unknown number: help me think of a name for my new dog thomas: who is this? unknown number: a boy with a new dog that has no name
