𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐠 𝐛𝐨𝐲.

ten

dyl: THIS is an OUTRAGE

thomas: what

dyl: the baby isn't even real UGH

thomas: WHAT

dyl: i just got into a twitter fight with this wet bandaid

thomas: lmao what

dyl: her name is camel toe or something

thomas: who the

dyl: or chameleon

thomas: i think you're just being petty

dyl: you're right

dyl: i am

thomas: who is this about?

dyl: louis tomlinson, a skinny legend

dyl: mariah is shaking

thomas: okay in english please

dyl: louis william tomlinson is a legend and mariah wishes she was him

thomas: thanks

thomas: and what

dyl: stan twitter is HARD wORK

thomas: are you

thomas: on crack

dyl: stop ASKING, im not a CRACKHEAD

thomas: didn't say you were but now i'm thinking it 

dyl: ugh i love louis

dyl: no homo but i'd give him my heart

dyl: and suck his dick

thomas: whaAT

thomas: okay don't freak out but i kinda know harry styles and have his number so i feel weird, especially considering how close he is to louis

dyl: you WHAT

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im in religion jjsjFHJADJAJSAKJDJ

if my teacher KNEW what i just wrote LMFAOOO