It's February 14th. AKA Shrek's favorite day of the year. It's because he gets to spend the whole day in his swamp with the love of his life, Jim Bobby Duggar.
SHREKS POV
Goodmorning yall. Its Valentine's Day. So I start off by giving jimbob the BGC. It was absolutely fantastic. All of a sudden I hear a knock on the door.
It's Michelle his wife.
"Where is jim bob?" She asks furiously.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MYYYY SWAMPP!!!!!!!!!" I roar at her, slamming the door in her face. God why cant she just understand Jimbob wants me and not her.
I walk back into the kitchen to see jimbob at the stove, wearing nothing but an apron that says kiss the chef. He's making something.
"Thank u so much honey" I say, kissing his head.
"Youre very welcome. IM MAKIN WAFFLES!" He says. "I got u a present."
I look over on the table to see a jar of pickles and some worms for me. Aww jimmy.
