The Forever Night Stand

Chapter 1 - Sara

The papers called me "Knife-Crazed Wife." The Daily roared, "Man Stabber." Other tabloids shouted "Psycho Wife Knifes Husband's Lover." My love of Hitchcock made me partial to the latter. The headlines exaggerated. The man I stabbed was Joe. My husband's work colleague, a family friend, champion and my personal-shopper. I knew now; he was a fraud.

Joe's name brought back the smell of his intestines. I popped two painkillers into my mouth. Fish-gutting feelings lingered like glue on my soul and were a sign I needed my medication. I hadn't premeditated the act; I didn't wake up planning to stab Joe. It just happened. Some people have a call to the wild or whatever. I didn't. The stabbing was my private battle with the dark side. For five minutes the dark side won, and I picked up the pieces.

Sounds great, doesn't it? Like a movie. That's what the jury thought, too.

I was the actress and the courtroom my stage.

Getting the story straight, cross-examination, remembering what I wanted to forget.

Brain fog from chemotherapy.

That part, genuine.

My speech, nothing like the reality.

Paul was the perfect husband and my group of friends were like blu tack. St. Elmo's Fire on the outside, ideal life, excellent friends. I craved that image for the whole marriage. Paul was rich, our home a dream, but his personality was more like Billy the Kid, too scared of hospitals to dote on me or drive me to my cancer treatments.

Yes. Blasted humiliating, but I didn't talk about it. I was the great wife for a very long time. Some dirty laundry needed to stay dirty and locked away in the closet.

The day of the party, everyone was dressed up. It was my after-chemo party, and for a few minutes, I did feel like blu tack. But then it started dissolving when Paul and Joe embraced.

They giggled.

The slow strokes...the way Joe caressed Paul's side.

I didn't think anything of the senusal nature, but the looks of pity from my friends as they touched.

Every gesture, the pittying look more intensive.

The knife rack in the kitchen; alcohol bubbles pumped through my veins.

The vault door opened.

Blood stains seeped into my skin, they permanently marked the rest of my life. I said that in court. Yes, I said that in court because it sounded dramatic, the fact that it wasn't right, irrelevant. No. That is not fair, it was horrible, and the stains would be there. But I didn't regret hurting Joe.

Lies. How would you feel if you lost your best friend?

Yes. I know I stabbed him, don't mention that now!

My new dress was bloodier than a butcher's apron.

My body flew towards Joe; it was the blasted chemo side effects that saved Joe's manhood; the carpal tunnel syndrome swayed my aim. Again, I didn't admit it in court, but my hands aimed for his penis. It was the despair.

I was hurt and needed to destroy Joe.

Nightmares would ravage my dreams for the rest of my life. Well, at least that is what I told the lawyers. I needed to apologize; unreliable, my story foggier than my brain.

My sentence loomed.

The judge said, "Diminished responsibility." I didn't jump; I didn't smile, but I did continue to act like the pristine trophy wife. To perform and to look were two different things. I sat for the space of a few breaths and then pulled my beanie hat over my cold ears, my contoured face still elegant, despite my hair. My lawyers hugged Paul smiled, but chose to ignore him. Paul's glamourous sidearm gone. I was now the awful wife, the even worse friend. My feelings for Paul emptier than a deserted parking lot. Joe? I couldn't go there, not yet.

The real courtroom wasn't like the movies. I had to sit in court through summaries of the trial and the judge's comments which reminded me of when I found out I had cancer; I was Elizabeth Taylor. Famous for being strong! All lies, and all the wrong reasons. When chemo did start and my hair fell out, I didn't want to be a film star. The movie was on repeat, the unpaid extra; same thing now. The judge's words boomed through the court.

"Mrs. McDonald. We have been lenient with you today because of your pristine past and excellent character witnesses. However, what you did was a ghastly attack on someone close to you. You are the one that will have to live with your actions that day..."

No tears came, time stretched out in slow motion; a zombie, turning off and on. I could hear but not listen. Instead, the pain in my hands quadrupled every second and the symptom of every chemo ailment resurfaced. Eyes sore, the follicles in my head stabbing, mushrooms living in my mouth, spots on my body, cystitis and the loss of feeling in my hands and feet. The pain worsened until the judge finally fingered his hammer.

"...We have taken into account the three months you were detained in Edinburgh. There are three remaining months of your sentence, and you will receive a prison tag."

Bang. It was over; all eyes were on me.

My life signed and sealed. Shafted from Scotland to England. I would go back to my parent's home, and I would have community service and electronic monitoring. The movie star, the demure wife didn't react, but inside my body screamed, Haven't I been humiliated enough? Then my consciousness caved in. My poor parents.