Evil Scout Fartface

Chapter 1: The Smell of Death

From the moment Scout was born, she was farting like crazy. Her parents smelled it but didn't die bc a person has to smell 50 farts to die, which takes scout three minutes to do. However, the smell was so bad, her parents threw her out the window. This was made worse bc their house was on a cliff. After smelling their "daughters" rancid farts, her parents didn't love her and instead, just loved their older, better daughter Caleigh who didn't fart poison farts.

Scout was found farting by a person with Anosmia, which means they had no sense of smell. They were also blind so they couldn't see her ugly fartface. The person who found her was called Alex and she was super stupid as poop. Alex raised ugly fart Scout by her stupid self.

When Scout was a child being raised by Alex, she was really dumb and failed high school. So Scout was dumb, ugly, and smelly. She was REEEAAALYYY salty about it.

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One day, scout was sitting in her room, plucking her moustache when Alex called her down the stairs.

"Scout!" Alex yelled. "There's someone here to see you!"

Scout was shocked, as no one had ever come to see her before. As she walked down the stairs, she wondered who it would be.

When she got down the stairs, Alex told her that her visitors were waiting outside. Scout went to the door and was shocked at what she saw....