Evil Scout Fartface

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful and totally smoaking queen named Rebekah. Rebekah lived in a HHUUUUUUUUUGGGEEE castle. Everything was perfect in the queen's life except for one thing: some fugly fartfaced witch named Scout was jealous of the queens beauty and power to be hott. Unfortunately for Scout and everyone else, Scout had a rather gross and smelly power. This power was more of a curse however, as most people didn't want to be anywhere near Scout. For you see, Scout had uncontrollable poisonous farts that shot out of her but like bullets. Everyone hated scout because her farts smelled like shit and made them die. The people one day decided to mob with pitchforks and torches and other angry mob things to kill her. Then, the totally beautiful and sexy queen decided that banishing her to the swamplands of Crapville, Florida was a better idea. However, that would prove to be a great mistake, as Scout was an ungrateful skank who then got pissed and decided to kill the beloved queen. However, in the nick of time, a super hott guy showed up and.......( you have to read the rest to find out *wink wink*)