THE MEAN BOY

3. A Very Convicing Lie

Whenever I'm bored, I just went here and type what ever I wanted to type to. Don't mind what I'm saying, I'm weird like that.

I'm so good at lying. lols sarcasm please!

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3. A Very Convicing Lie

Let me describe this day; totally, absolutely, definitely boring.

I'm awesome like that I can use three adverbs on one sentence.

Going back to my story, I'm at school and I am waiting for my girlfriend's (ex-girlfriend)  dismissal time. This is way back years years ago. (I'm single) I am in front of their room. She was an accountancy student while I am an engineering student (I'm genius like that).

I am sitting on a black metal bench and waiting for her to go outside of their classroom. I am wearing my uniform and the hot atmosphere makes me pissed off, it was so hot. So I take off my uniform. By then I am wearing a plain white t-shirt, a black fitted pants, a black and white high-cut converse and a silver-plated necklace. I like wearing a tribal bracelet but at the moment, I am wearing my new buy g-shock watch.

Since my professor dismissed us early, I went here to check and wait for my girlfriend. I am waiting for her for almost one hour and until now, she is still inside her classroom listening to those oh so boring talks of her bald professor.

I wear my rayban, put my arms at the back of my head, and sit like a boss. I am so sleepy that time, very sleepy. So I fell asleep that moment. I really don't mind if girls will see me like that, as if I care?

As I opened my eyes, everything was blurry. Luckily, I have a pointed nose that's why my rayban doesn't fell on the floor.

I almost felt an heart attack when I saw my girlfriend's friends showing a picture of mine; sleeping.

That's how bad they were as I stretched my armd..my girlfiend (ex-girlfriend) sit on my lap causing my yawn to stop, "Kanina ka ba pa ba nandito? Mukhang antok na antok ka boo.." she pinched my nose.

I beamed at her, "Obvious ba baby?"—she gave me deadly glares. I just chuckled, "Lika na kain tayo. Nagugutom na ako." I also rubbed my starving stomach.

My girlfriend wants me to call her baby while she is fond of caling me boo. (Haha so cheezy, baby boo.)

We walked hand on hand. She's kinda PDA and possessive. (Sorry baby sa sinabi ko, papalitan na lang kita ng diaper mamaya..o napkin Hehe!)

I asked her what she'd like to eat, she said that she would like to eat me. And I agreed, we went to my room and we make babies. KIDD! She said she wanted to eat pizza at greenwhich. Therefore, I agreed.

As soon as we finished eating a box of pizza, yeah a box. We're awesome like that. Patay gutom kaming dalawa sa pizza. Haha!

My wallet is on her hand, since I gave my wallet a while ago to paid for our bill. Right after eating, she's kinda nosy about my wallet.

"Yay, sweet. Picture ko 'to ahh!" she sweetly said. I only not at her because I am drinking a pineapple juice. I was so shocked, my eyes grew bigger because I found out that my girlfriend is staring at my condom.

Inagaw ko kaagad sa kan'ya yung condom. Malakas pa naman yung bibig n'ya. (Most of my ex-girlfriends were talkative. I don't why..)

"Hoy ano 'yan?" tanong n'ya sa akin. Itinago ko kaagad sa bulsa ko 'yun.

Bakit ko nga ba nakalimutan na may condom ako dun? Taena, nakakahiya. Hahaha! (I have one condom at my wallet, lucky charm. Hehe)

"Kumain ka na lang.." sabi ko naman sa kan'ya. Her eyebrow frowned as well as her forehead creased.

"Bakit may condom ka?" tanong n'ya. Ngumingiti pa s'ya ng nakakaloko. I ignored her question and pretended that I didn't hear anything. "So bakit may condom ka jan? Hahaha!" mapang-asar na tanong n'ya.

I'm not good at lying so ito yung nasabi ko, "Pinabili ni dad.." nagulat ako noong naibuga n'ya yung iniinom n'ya at patuloy s'yang tumawa ng tumawa.

Lahat ng customer napatingin sa aming dalawa, kumuha naman s'ya ng tissue at pinunasan yung mukha at shirt ko.

"Sorry! Sorry talaga boo!" tumango na lang ako habang busy s'ya sa pagpunas sa akin, bumulong s'ya...

"Hindi ka talaga magaling mag-sinungaling. HAHAHA! Pinatawa mo na naman ako ng walang kaeffort-effort.."

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Embracing my lies,

Cloak Condoms