Do people not realize the sheer fucking gold mattress store aus or ideas are
Au where person A works at a mattress store and constantly has to wake up person B when the store is busy for once
Au where person A and B have to buy a new mattress to replace their old, springy one and they just end up cuddling on a really soft mattress and nobody touches them because "Oh my god that's so cute"
Person A liking really soft mattresses and person B liking really firm mattresses for some reason (firm mattresses are gross) and they just end up fighting over what bed to get
the possibilities are endless
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