Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Compendium

Adjusting to Our Dark Lord (Yep. This'll Suck For Ichigo...)

The awkward tension in our little house was small compared to the death glare from Tohru and Fafnir. But Kobayashi...do I even need to address how well she controls them without much effort? Well, here it is, in full effect.

"So, Ichigo is now part dragon that is said to be a danger to both humans and dragons? And you just decided to kill him?" Kobayashi adjusted her glasses as she thought over the explanation. "And you have a dragon living with you too, now?"

"I am sad to say 'yes'...so...yes, Iruru basically worships me now, cause I'm God or something..." I shrugged. "You're awfully calm though,"

"I met Tohru's father once. Nothing surprises me anymore," Wait what? Man, I don't even want to know who that guy is.

All the while Iruru was just busy staring at Kobayashi.

"Hm. I see how she somehow subdued a Chaos Dragon. But still, another reason why you're weak Tohru," Oh god, why?!

Soon the blonde was face to face (and erm, breast to breast) with the pinkette.

"Watch your tongue! You're serving a human," She argued.

"Mine has Balmung incarnated into him. What's your excuse Milady?" Soon, Kobayashi's familiar gaze stopped them from making me and my tutor homeless.

I sighed. This was starting to get heated, and not because fire breathing. At least for now...

"Tohru. Guys. Leave him alone, alright?" She finally said, causing a ruckus among the dragons, and a sly grin from Iruru.

"B-But Miss Kobayashi! He has...Balmung,"

"And I have an aneurism every time I walk into work. Same difference. Besides, I know Ichigo. Being an Evil God of The Apocalypse...I don't see it,"

"Uh, Thanks?" I replied, somewhat offended.

Iruru however felt WAY more offended than me.

"Foolish man-spawn!! How dare you talk about His Darkness in such a condescending manner!! I WILL ERASE YOU!!!!" I simply grabbed her tail, and put her back to seat she was in. "Ow..."

"No killing our guests, Iruru. No. Killing," I looked at her, making the dragon shuffle embarrassed at the discipline I just did. And in front of her enemies, who just seemed amused.

"Hm. I'm convinced," Lucoa stood up, stretching enough to move her oversized tatas a little. "He really didn't try and fight back, so he's good in my book,"

"T-That easily?!" Tohru exclaimed, confused at her friend's decision.

"He wasn't a threat that I perceived him to be. If anything, he's a joke," Ouch. Fafnir, my feelings exist, unlike yours.

"You too?!"

"I'll still keep vigilance. But for now...I wasted my time. Good evening, Miss Hasashi," And he just left, with Lucoa in tow. My tutor simply sighed, as she placed a bowl of pork ramen to our table.

"Geez....how do you not freak out? You need to teach me your technique," Hasashi told Kobayashi; her stress management was pretty unique. Not a single freak out or tear shower.

"Hee Hee...looks like only two remain...how appropriate that you fools do not see the potential of a Balmung incarnate! Gyahahaha!" Iruru laughed again, just rubbing salt into Tohru. And Kanna? Well, she just played Angry Birds on a smartphone.

"Iruru?" I grumbled. I could feel my scar burning that certain green color.

"Yes My Darkness?" Iruru responded as I simply exhaled before I said my piece.

Just two sweet words.

"SHUT UP!" I yelled, as she simply kowtowed again, begging for mercy for her comments. Although, she made it clear that it was true. Huh...this girl has issues, and it isn't just because of her psychosis.

I turned towards Tohru, who had the look of a killer, especially on me. She was frustrated...mostly, because of the fact that I have Balmung, confessed to Kobayashi once, AND was getting away because of Kobayashi.

Again, effing yandere lesbians!

"Miss Tohru...please, just let us not have any bad blood between us, please? I have no intention of doing any of that world-ending bs...sounds like too much work anyway. So...sorta' friends?" I told her as sincerely as possible. Well, with Kobayashi being here, I thought she'd at least pretend.

"No..." Tohru glared at me, a subtle draconic growl coming from her.

"Tohru...be nice," Kobayashi snapped, making Tohru drop a bead of sweat. Yeah, she was in a bind, huh? "Tohru."

"..." Yep. Being difficult.

"Eh, just do it Lady Tohru. We can just kill him if he's lying," Kanna spoke up, making me both terrified, and somewhat in a feel good state. How can somebody so damn adorable be so sinister?

"...Alright, fine. But if you do anything to Kobayashi-"

"Again. Not gonna' do shit," I reminded her, as she steadied herself. "See?"

"I still hate your guts though," Meh. Progress was progress. No matter how small it was.

***

"Man, Ichigo-kun you really hit the world's worst lottery. A Chaos God, dragons...I...how are your parents going to react?!" Hasashi spouted, drinking a small bottle of that 'sauce'. Yeah, I can see the alcohol was taking some effect. Usually, Hasashi uses the stash for special occasions, like a date or a holiday. But, this was stress relief; very terrible stress relief.

"I guess they have to live with it...anyway Imma' take a bath..."

"With Iruru?"

"Eh, she insisted, for the fact that she 'felt bad for angering me'," I shuddered as I stepped into the area.

At this point in time, I still wore a towel, even in bath. And here, Iruru was already holding a sponge. Again, I don't really want to do this, but it keeps her out of my hair for at least a few minutes after.

"I prepared the primitive solvents as requested milord!" She enthusiastically replied, as I just looked away, blushing as I sat down in the warm water. Iruru was already scrubbing me in a steady pace. "I can't believe you actually tricked them. Gyahaha!"

"I didn't," Her laugh stopped, and so did the scrubbing. "What?"

"...You really weren't going to try anything? Huh...that's awfully...boring. I was hoping the Balmung Incarnate would be...eep! Never mind, milord!"

"Just say it, I don't care,"

"R-Really?"

"Yeah. I almost died, I can take words," I heard a groan from Iruru, and the dragon just splashed lightly around the suds.

"I thought you'd be more scheming, and full of bravado. Foresight. Wisdom. But....I guess, being a human kind of ruined it..." Iruru continued, expressing her displeasure of it all. "...and by the end of it, nothing has occurred!"

"Why do you stay then?"

"..." Iruru had her melons squished on my back; I'll never be used to that, ever. "I have come to...accept the incarnate. So...Bal...erm, Ichigo, I'll wait...and see where this little escapade leads into,"

"A-Ah, okay? Just for adventure, hm? That's somehow making sense..." I felt another nudge that made me gasp in fear.

"Milord...you're hard aren't you?" Kill me now. Tohru, just come in my bedroom and kill me in my sleep; rather die of mad dragon than of embarrassment.