Love, I'll Take You to Neverland *Larry Stylinson* *Kitten!Harry* Hybrid

XIX

“I fell on the stage yesterday” Harry said, munching on a bacon stripe. “So embarrassing” he mumbled and if Louis wasn't totally wrong a slight blush appeared on the kitten's cheeks. He chuckled but then Harry pouted and knitted his eyebrows together. He ate his bacon with a frown and Louis cupped his cheek.

“Sorry I laughed love” he tried but Harry jokingly turned his nose. “It can't have been that embarrassing...” Louis said and Harry glared at him. Zayn was silently giggling at them but didn't comment. “How about this, I have a story that's much more embarrassing that yours, will you forgive me if I tell it to you?” Harry considered it for a second then nodded, taking another stripe of bacon, nipping at it.

“Okay, so last year I dated this guy, tall, black hair. Half Mexican, anyway he was twenty and a dominant and by that I mean a lot,” Louis said, letting out a little chuckle, a year later he though it had been quite funny. “We dated for a bit and then I asked him to meet my dad. Long story short dad had our maid make mexican food for him and then at the table I said, pass me the wine, daddy. Or something like that” Harry looked at Louis with curious eyes and the human laughed to himself. “They both reached for the wine” Harry let out a loud cackle, then slapping his hand over his mouth but couldn't stop laughing. “Dad threw him out and then had the longest talk about protection and safety” Louis said between laughs. Even Zayn was giggling like mad even though he had heard the story a thousand times.

“That's awful!” Harry cried out, eyes crinkled up.

“That's not even the worst part” the humans giggled.

“There's more?”

“Yeah,” Louis pushed up his glasses and let out a breathy laugh. “I felt bad so I went home to him and he said it didn't mind but then we had sex,” Harry didn't even flinch at the mention of Louis previous sexual partners and the human thanked the gods that they gave him Harry Styles. “The food had been spicy-”

“No” Harry said baffled, lips curling upwards.

“Yeah, I pooped on him” Louis his his face in his hands and shook with laughter.

“You sick man!” Harry giggled.

“Nobody ever told me!” Louis cried out in his hands. “I mean, I didn't know it would happen. It just did”

They all laughed till they had tears in their eyes, and even though Louis had to tell something embarrassing he was happy he put that smile on Harry's face. He ate his breakfast while the kittens were talking about how silly Louis was and he didn't even complain.

“Love, are you staying here today or are you going home?” Louis asked when he had dressed and was ready to leave for uni, the plastic ring safely tucked under his pillow. He had pulled on his tightest pair of bright blue jeans and Harry was eyeing him hungrily. Louis smiled smugly at the reaction and made a show of tying his vans, bum up in the air.

“Uh, yeah. If that's okay?” the kitten asked, eyes glued to Louis bottom and the human mentally giggled.

“Yes” he said. “Darling, Harry's going to stay here with you so do something funny!” he yelled to Zayn who was in the shower. He got an, okay, back before he kissed Harry and left.

His university wasn't far so he quickly drove there and parked his car . His first class was english so he quickly walked there and toed into the classroom. It was empty of students. Only his teacher, Mr. Night was there and Louis greeted him, then taking his usual seat in the back. He idly tapped on his phone until the rest of the students piled in and his we-sit-together-but not-speaking-outside-school friend, Sam sat down beside him. Sam pulled his girlfriend onto his lap and they both eyed Louis. The blue eyed boy fidgeted under their gazes and the girl snickered.