Kevin Tran x OC

Chapter 10

"What's Crowley doing here?! Why isn't he dead?!" Kevin asked mad. "Why aren't you stabbing him right now?!"

"All right, all right, chill out, Kevin, okay?" Dean said. "We need him."

"What?"

"Kevin, look, if we can get Crowley to give us the name of every demon he's got topside, we can hunt them down-- All of them." Sam said.

"He will break, okay?" Dean said. " And when he does, we'll hold him down while you knife him. Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers." I looked at him weird.

"Just stay away from him, all right?" Sam said.

"So, now what?" Kevin asked.

"I got to make some phone calls." Dean said. "You need to hit the angle tablet, See if you can find anything on the spell that Metatron used to empty out heaven."

"Yeah, maybe we can reverse it before the god squad does too much damage." Sam said.

"Yeah if we're lucky. All right. Check the net for anything angel-y."

"Or demon-y."

"Or monster-y or ghost-y or-- It's gonna be a busy year." Then we all split up to do what we needed to. I grabbed my laptop and headed back to the library where the others were. I looked for anything out-of-the-ordinary with Sam, Kevin was beside me translating the tablet, and Dean was calling other hunters and telling them what happened, and what to do. Sam found something and they went to go check it out, I stayed with Kev and continued searching. Then Kevin's phone went off.

"Hey."

"Hey, boss. Uh, we got a little problem here." Dean's voice sounding profesional, I knew what they were doing.

"Boss?"

"Yeah, just a local badge needs confirmation we're supposed to be here... How the word came down from FBI headquarters in D.C."

"Wait, w-what?"

"Yeah."

"This is Sergeant Miranda Bates." A woman's voice came through the phone. "Who am I talking to?"

"Uh, Kevin... Solo." I looked at Kevin, and mouthed, 'Really?!'. He shrugged

"How old are you?" Sergeant Miranda Bates asked.

"Old enough. And I'm with the FBI, so you have to do what I say or--" She cut him off.

"Listen kid, I don't have to do anything, and I don't take orders from the Feeb," Kevin started typing on his computer. "So unless you can give me one reason you got a couple of pretty-boy agents poking around my crime scene, I'm gonna put them in cuffs and spank your ass raw. Understand?"

"Cabo last June."

"What?"

"That's my reason. Oh, my favorite's you in a sombrero doing a body shot off some naked guy in a luchador mask. Super-classy." I tried to hold in my laughter.

"How did you find that?"

"'Cause I'm Kevin freaking Solo." It was getting super hard not to burst into laughter right now. "So, unless you want this forwarded to your commanding officer, Major Velasquez. I suggest you give my guys anything they want. You understand?"

"Yes."

"Yes... Sir~." He was pushing it.

"Yes, sir."

"Kevin?" Dean said. "What the hell did you just do?"

"All military computers are linked to the same network."