Engie's P.O.V.
It's boring, just sitting here and guarding the intel. I wanna go out on the field, but I also don't wanna ruin my perfect death record. Actually, the Administrator said I needed to die more, according to Miss Pauling...
Outside it is.
I take my pistol and my Frontier Justice with me, relying on the accuracy and the guaranteed crits. I run up the ramp and am met with a hiding Medic. I pull out my Justice and race up to him.
"Are you okay, pardner?"
"Zhey have Uber, and mein Heavy just died!" I cock my gun.
"On me, Doc." He nods and pulls out his Kritzkreig, bathing me in the Red glow. I race out just as I hear the Uber wearing off.
"What the-" I one-shot the Soldier and drop the fleeing Blu Medic easily.
"Nice goin', pardner!" Medic cheers and I race out, wrecking the Blu team. I eventually run out of bullets in my Justice and pull out my pistol.
"Ready to charge!"
"C'mon, hit it, Doc!" He hits the charge, and I can feel the power surging through me.
"YEEEEE-HAW!" I put down some more Blu members and make it into the Intel room somehow.
"Alright, now how do we do this? He's got a level three in there, and as far as Ah'm concerned, we don't have our Spah around..." Medic thinks.
"Well, zhe sentry only fires based on team colour, right?" I turn to him and smile.
"Yeah! Okay, you don't hafta go in with me." I put my pistol down and pull off the straps to my suspenders.
"Woah, woah, what are jou doing?!" I let out a small laugh as I continue stripping.
"Not gettin' shot, Doc. That's what Ah'm doin'." I finish, pick up my pistol, and charge into the room, letting out a battle cry as I grab the case and race out. I look at the killboard, and see that the Blu engineer killed himself. I chuckle and stop outside the intel room, picking up my clothes and pulling them back on.
"Ich will have to bleach mein eyes..." I chuckle and pull the Red bands out of my suspender pockets, abandoning my shirt.
"Wait until after the battle, Doc." I pull the bands on and race out with the briefcase. Medic heals me again, which I appreciate. We get back to our intel room easily, most likely because everyone was staring at me in shock.
Soldier's P.O.V.
As the Red Engie raced past spawn, I pulled out my rocket launcher, but then I saw that he was topless. I stared in awe until they were out of sight. Who knew someone built like that could have that kind of physique...
I shake my head to snap out of it and race after them, intent on getting back my intelligence. But lo and behold, what do I see but everyone staring at his body as well.
"THAT IS HIS BODY! YOU DO NOT HAVE PERMISSION TO STARE!" I kill the rest of the Red team that I can see, then pull out my whip and turn to my team.
"WHO WAS STARING?!" Everyone raises their hands. I whip all of them raw, not noticing that the duo has stolen our intelligence twice now.
"YOU MAGGOTS! THEY ARE ONE CAPTURE AWAY FROM WINNING!" I race off, pulling out my shotgun and racing to the intel room. I immediately stop when I see the Red Medic in a corner, averting his eyes.
"Jeez, Doc! Ah've done this thrice now! Y'all should be used to it!" I peek around the corner to see the Red Engie buck nude. I stop looking quickly as a bright blush takes over my face.
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TF2 X Reader OneShots (ReDux)
FanfictionFor some reason, my first book disappeared off the face of the internet. I swear, I didn't delete it, and I'm very unhappy. A lot of work went into it. But here's a do-over.
