SasuNaru short story

Meow

27/7/2021 Edit: I got bothered with the missing punctuations and the clumped up paragraphs so I fixed it a little.

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  A blonde boy around the height of 170 cm tall walks through the door of the classroom with a sleeping Sasuke in his arms.

  "Who are you?! And why are you carrying MY Sasuke-Kun!!" Great~ A screaming banshee just has to wake my hubby up. (Kit: I feel you bro) "Can you shut up banshee? It's too early for your screechi- Ugh, you woke him up..." He sent a glare at the kunoichi as the sleeping boy in his arms woke up as fast he heard Naruto's voice.

  That's his real voice.. Wait!

  "Wait... Did you carry me here?! You know you aren't suppose to carry heavy things right?! Are you okay?!" He shot up onto the floor, checking the blonde from head to toe. "I'm fine Teme~ Plus, I shunshined here so I didn't really walked here. I didn't want to wake you up anyways, you look so peaceful sleeping.. As if you were having a great dream~"

  He started slowly walking to his seat as the students eyed him curiously, Sasuke felt a blush appear on his face and quickly walked to his seat too. Did he really just tease me infront of the class?! The boy yawned as he sat down. "I'm gonna nap okay? Wake me up when Iruka-Sensei gets back from his'Morning scarecrow kissing'." He smirked and laid his head down on his table.

  "Isn't that Naruto's seat? Why are you sitting there, stranger?" A curious soul finally was courageous enough to ask a question and Sasuke happily answered them, "Well, it is his seat and he isn't any stranger, he's Naruto." He smirked a little as he watched the class go into shock, "WHAT?! HOW CAN HE BE NARUTO?! NARUTO ISN'T EVEN AS HANDSOME AS HIM?!" Screamed the banshee, again.

  Is she really that much of a 'I'll wag my tail for anyone who is handsome' bitch? Sasuke thought as the temperature of the room dropped, they turned their heads to the previously napping Naruto.

  "Well, I am indeed Naruto, not the one you know though. You know~ I wouldn't mind if I feed my child a pink banshee this fine morning~" His eyes were filled with rage. Mood swings... Sasuke sweatdropped as he tried to calm his blonde down, "Now, now, no cannibalism okay? He's too young to be eating banshees anyway. Iruka-Sensei is coming." All the students went back to their seats and Naruto just pouted, saying something about Sasuke being too worried about their health.

  First angry then undeniably cute when grumpy? Yup... definitely mood swings... Next thing you know he's going to be all happy about a random thing.

  The door opened to reveal Iruka with Kakashi by his side. Or rather, clinging onto his leg with a desperate look on his face, as much as his masked face could show anyways. "Good morning class! Ah! Naru-Chan you finally dropped it, that's good." He started his speech about his students (Kit: We all know speeches are boring so let's skip it~)

  While that was happening...

  Sasuke looked over to the silver-haired jounin who had settled himself on the window sill. "You seem to have a bad morning."

"Tell me about it, Iruka wouldn't let me have at least one last kiss before he left for here... Well, you seem to have it great, having your wife carry your sleeping body here." Kakashi said as he gave an eye smile.

"Kaka-nii... How many times do I have to tell you I am not the wife?"

"Goodluck Kakashi, got to deal with an angry Uzumaki now." That sent shivers down Kakashi's spine, he did not want to deal with that... "Ahem!! Can you please listen? Kashi, come back here and stop bothering Naru-Chan." The three of them stopped their discussion and payed attention to Iruka. "So here are your team assignments... blah blah blah... blah blah..." (Kit: Yeah let me just skip... *sweatdrops*)

  When he was done, he looked over to Naruto, "Naru-Chan, how's the baby? You guys doing okay living by yourselves in the compound?" Naruto took a moment to wait for all the 'eh?!'s to pass, "Yeah! He's fine and we're doing fine in the compound, it's big enough for me, Suke and that damn fox anyways! Suke~~ Let's go home, I wanna eat your cooking. Scratch that, I'm craving for it... So let's go~ Let's go~" And then Sasuke let's Naru drag him away.

-in the classroom-
Banshee: WHAT?! KAKASHI DID YOU SAY NARUTO WAS SASUKE'S WIFE?! HOW DARE HE?!
Kakashi: *Stares at Sakura* yeah? Oh.. don't you dare hurt him okay? If not, there'll be hell to pay. Welp! Ruka~~ Let's go home to continue our morning!!
Iruka: Okay, sheesh! Dismissed!! Bye students! Wait for your team senseis after lunch in this room okay? *leaves academy with a scarecrow*
Kiba: Wait they're married? *still shocked but leaves for lunch anyways*
Chouji: And they have a child?? *Goes to get more chips*
Shikamaru: Yeah, I always knew, couldn't you guys have figured it out? *starts walking out for lunch*
Neiji: You're a Nara... Obviously you can figure it out -_- *follows after Shika*
Hinata: *depressed* Naruto-Kun is already married and has a family... I'll never get a chance with him ;-; *Goes home to be depres- i mean, eat lunch*
Pink Banshee: *still in shock* I'M GOING TO KILL THAT IDIOT!! HOW DARE HE STEAL SASUKE-KUN AWAY FROM ME?! *runs out of classroom to find Naruto*
Ino: They look happy together so I think I'll let them be now ^-^ *skips out of classroom to find her secret crush ahemsaiahem for lunch*

  And so, Sakura failed to hurt Naru-Chan the precious little bean and his baby. Sasuke bitch slapped the banshee and told her to fuck off because he can choose who he loves, not her. KakaIru is at home... continuing with their snuggles and kisses before they have to leave for work again. SasuNaru are at home enjoying life as time passes till after lunch.

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Tadah~~ A one shot :3 Not that good but good enough I guess. Also this was a work-out for my thumbs since it has been long since I typed out a story XD

Loves,
KittyMefwa 》♡~♡《          (Editor Kit: Jesus, what was I high on to be that cringey in my sign-off?)