"PRU-UDE!" Someone shouted in the corridor as Mexico walked by clutching her books to her chest. The news of her virginity had certainly spread like wildfire, propelled by Jock and Bluebell-Rose.
She stopped at her locker only to find a post-it with the words SLUT, PRUDE and WHORE written on. She raised an eyebrow - slut and prude weren't exactly two words that matched. However had written this (presumably Bluebell or one of her cronies) was in serious need of a Thesaurus.
Leaning into her locker, she retrieved a few more notes. She'd been put in a bit of a weird situation, almost as weird as Trump's win last year (but at the same time, not that weird, because she knew how shallow people in her school were).
They all said things like prude or loser or skank. For a moment, Mexico was a little bit upset - she'd always been relatively popular and got along with most people (except her beloved Bluebell-Rose etc etc) so this was a shock.
However, it wasn't enough to get upset about. She'd manage to seduce Jeikeh soon enough, and they'd have sex and make spray-tanned babies and live happily ever after. Then the rumours would be over.
If she was able to pick up enough courage to ask him out - ugh, Mexico stared at herself in her little pink mirror hanging on the inside of her locker, and realised she was slowly turning into a true teen fiction main character.
Shaking her head at herself, Mexico shoved all her books in and closed her locker only to find herself face to face with Pencil Smith, renowned pervert but not that bad looking either...
"Hey, Mexicooo." He said with a smirk. Mexico couldn't help but shudder. His voice was just... abhorrent. It made her skin crawl - it felt like she currently had lots of very small mice running around under her arms. "I've heard you've got a little problem that needs dealing with..."
For a moment, Mexico almost gave in, then shook her head.
"Oh, piss off, Pencil." Mexico she sighed to herself. Someone put a hand on her shoulder and she turned to see Barbara-Ann.
"Hey, Pencil, I have a question for you?" She said with a wide smirk.
"Yes, I will fuck you if you ask nicely." He winked. Barbara-Ann took a step closer, putting a hand on his chest. Pencil smirked widely at her, diverting his attention from Mexico's white, blond hotness to Barbara-Ann's equally spicy dark girl hotness.
"Does your dick reach your asshole?"
"Oh, yeah, and way beyond ;)." Pencil said, and for a moment Mexico blinked in surprise - how had he managed to say ;) out loud?
Barbara-Ann however was unfazed, and leaned closer to him.
"Then go fuck yourself!" She exclaimed triumphantly, throwing her hands in the air like she just didn't care. Mexico screamed in laughter, and both girls retreated down the hallway, giggling and making fun of Pencil as they went.
One of the freshmen that had heard the exchange started making air-horn noises loudly, a couple of others joining in. Pencil scowled and slunk off, determined to get revenge on the spicy chocolatey mama that had dared insult him like that.
Still sniggering, the girls made their way outside onto the school's extensive grounds, heading to the mound of grass beside the amphitheatre they usually sat and ate their lunch at if the weather was good.
"What did you get on the English essay?" Mexico asked Ann as they sat down, their heads lolling as they faced the sun. Mexico always tried her hardest to get a tan in a natural way - however this usually resulted in her being incredibly pale during the winter and incredibly tanned during the summer. Now February was approaching fast and she looked like death incarnated.
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Escaping Virginia
HumorMexico Johnson has not one, but multiple problems: Not only is she the school's Notorious Virgin™, but her arch enemy Bluebell-Rose is doing everything in her power to make sure that won't change. To top it off, her long-time crush Jeikeh, who has a...