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ESCAPING VIRGINIA
A PROJECT by positiveenergies
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Summary
Mexico Johnson has not one, but multiple problems: Not only is she the schools notorious virgin(™), but her arch enemy Bluebell-Rose is doing anything she can to make sure that won't change. To top it off, her long-time crush Jeikeh (pronounced Jake), who has an unhealthy obsession with spray tan, seems unreachable. When Mexico's best friend Barbara-Ann decides to help her change her virgin status and find true love, everyone's lives take abrupt twists and turns.
Secrets will be revealed, love found and lost, and discoveries made.
Extract
Mexico rolled her eyes. "I'm British!" She exclaimed in a terrible fake English accent, purposely mocking Bluebell.
"Let me have some tea and scones! Pinky up!" Barbara continued loudly.
"Oh, yes, my dear, what about the Queen?" Mexico practically shouted. Bluebell-Rose detached herself from Jock and glared at them, and Mexico snorted.
Everyone knew Bluebell-Rose wasn't actually British - her real surname was Potter (arguably cooler than her unpronounceable sextuple-barrelled one). When her parents had gotten married, they had gotten their names legally changed to Heathcote-Drummond-Willoughby and fabricated the lie that they were descended from posh British families.
They had then given their poor daughter a long flashy name to match, resulting in the creation of an epic six-word tirade - which was called out at the beginning of every lesson by mocking teachers when they took roll call.
"Shut up, you fucking prude!" Bluebell called a few moments later. It had obviously taken her a long time to think of this witty insult. "I'm not surprised, to be honest, it's no wonder no one wants to go near you!"
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Published
22/01/2018
Completed
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#455 in Humor
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Escaping Virginia
HumorMexico Johnson has not one, but multiple problems: Not only is she the school's Notorious Virgin™, but her arch enemy Bluebell-Rose is doing everything in her power to make sure that won't change. To top it off, her long-time crush Jeikeh, who has a...
