Triple Trouble

Chapter Five

(I don't remember what happens after the last chapter so I'm just gonna wing it)

"Omg yes!!!!" I screamed and started top jump four joy.
The hosts looked at me like I was crazy.
I hung up with my friend and turned to face them.
"I have a surprise for you!" I said excitedly.
The twins perked up. "What is it!" They asked and circled me.
"Well mom and dad already know...." I said with a finger on my chin.
They stopped and faced me. Their identical eyes staring at me in curiosity.
"You'll find out in about...Five minutes." I said playfully.
Kyoya pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose.
"What would you have that would surprise those two." Haruhi asked with no emotion.
I smirked. "You'll find out, our butler its doping it off."
Suddenly a knock sounded at the hosts door.
I was instantly opening the door.
A butler was holding a four year old bright red headed boy who was holding a stuffed ducky.
"Louis!" I screamed and snatched him from the butler's hands. He bowed and left.
"Who's this?" The twins and Haruhi asked. I smiled weirdly.
"This is my baby Louis!" I said and twirled the giggling boy around.
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone screamed, excluding Kyoya and Mori.
"He's not my biological son." I expelled with a laugh.
"His parents were close friends of mine back in America, they died recently in a plane crash so I was left to take care of him." I explained. My brothers were obviously relieved.
"Thank you for they very indebted adrenaline rush!" Haruhi roared making strangling motions with her hands.
"Don't blame me, blame the person who's writing this." I said and pointed to the author.
*is there even a fourth wall anymore?*
Haruhi face palmed.
Honey ran up to me.
"Hi my name is Mitskuni. But you can call me Honey!" He introduced himself excitedly to Louis.
"I'm Louis!" The blue eyes red head said, almost leading out of my arms.
"Mama, put me down!" He begged. I laughed and gently put him down. He scurried off with Honey. Probably to eat cake.
"Your a really good mom you know that?" The twins said add they put they're arms around me.
"So...When were you gonna tell Kyoya that he's a dad?"
At they're words I mentally smashed them.
"Wtf guys!" I groaned as Kyoya's face was replaced with a cherry.
They were instantly away from Mr and looking the shadow kings face. "Oooooo, someone is blushing~" they sang in sync.
Oh dam. Kyoya is gonna rip their faces off...
Just by the look on his face, anyone could see the twins were in immediate danger.
Mori grabbed then by their shirt collars before dragging them out of the explosion range.
Kyoys stood still..
All.
Day.
Long.
He didn't move even when Tamaki waved money in front of his face. He just stood like a red statue all day. The guests were a little freaked out so wet had to pick him up and pack hon the the back rooms. He didn't even move when I tickled him with a feather, or painted his shouted bright pink (twins fault), shoved cake on his mouth (honey), pointed a sharp thingy at his face (mori), and offered to help pay the club's finances (haruhi).
Literally nothing worked.
"I think you broke him." I said as I poked his cheek with a screw driver.
"Where did you get a toolbox?" Haruhi asked. At the moment, I was holding a regular red toolbox filled with varieties of gadgets.
"Mama?" Louis asked as he tugged on my skirt.
"Can I try?" He asked with round innocent eyes. I smiled. "Sure, why not."
He lifted his arms, motioning that he wanted up.
I picked him up and he leaned over and kissed Kyoya's cheek.
He snapped out of it instantly. His skin coloring going back to normal.
"When did we get into the storage room?" He asked as he looked around. Everyone sweat dropped.
He looked at his watch. "How did the time pass? There's no more time for hosting?"
He looked completely baffled. It was really hard to keep a straight face.
This is to good....

(Hey, sorry good the long wait...

Erza: you slacker!!!!
Me: what no-!
Natsu: time to burn it down!!
Me: wait!!!!
Juvia: Gray must always win!!
Me: wtf is going on!?
Kennosuke: a true samurai does not accuse a lady if such things!!
Me: when did you get here?...
Yukina: we took horse to get here faster.
Me: why?...
Kennosuke: SO I CAN FIND PRINCESS YUKI!!!!!!
Me: help....)