I danced around in circles.
"Why is she like this again?' Haruhi asked my brothers.
"It's something called Aunt Flow." They replied in unison.
Haruhi sweat dropped.
"Do I want to know?"
They both shook their heads.
"I'm the host clubs cat, and I like it like that~" I sang.
"Your not a cat!!!" Haruhi shouted. I got on my hands and knees, then flopped over.
"But I wanna be a cat!" I burst into tears.
The whole host club was in a panicked frenzie.
"WHY CANT I BE A CAT!! I CAN DATE A MAD SCIENTIST AND HAVE HIM TRANSPLANT MY BRAIN INTO A CATS BODY!!!" I shouted and ran to the big double doors.
"Oh no ya don't!" Haruhi shouted as the host club ran after me to try and stop me.
But then I veered off course and huddled in a corner.
"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty." I said over and over.
"There's no cats here!" Haruhi roared.
My eyes watered.
She paled.
"You don't....like me?" I mumbled then burst into tears.
"You don't love me anymore!!!!!! I thought Kyoya would always be with me!!!!"
Haruhi swear dropped again.
"When did we EVER say Kyoya?..."
"ARE YOU TELLING ME KYOYA ISNT GIID ENOUGH!!!" I screamed, turning into a fire breathing dragon.
"Calm! The fuck! Down! And get your hormones in check!!!" Haruhi shot.
I curled nyself into a ball again
"I wanna be Uni-kitty." I pouted.
"It's physically impossible to be a pink chunk of plastic." My brothers affed unhelpfully.
Suddenly, I got the look in my eyes.
The evil idea look.
"Ccccaaaaffffiiiinnnneeee......" I grumbled out like a zombie.
"Rukia, please refrain from having any sort of sugar or cafine induced treats while your on your monthly cycle." Kyoya demanded, not even looking away from his laptop.
"Eewwww. That's just nasty mommy!!" Tanaku bawled.
"Did Rukia turn into Tanaki-kun's twin?" Honey asked innocently.
I started screaming.
"Oh Ra please nooooo, Tamaki would never understand Puzzleshipping!!!" I cried.
"Whats...... Puzzleshipping?" Haruhi asked.
I instantly brightened up.
"It's a Yu-Gi-Oh thing. Like Puppyshipping, and Tendershipping, and Bronzeshipping!" I exclaimed.
"And what are those?" She wuestioned further.
"It's shipping the Hikari's with their Yami's!!!" I explained and started dancing in circles again.
"MAKE IT STOOOOOOOP!!!!"
Tamaki wailed.
(Time skip, brought to you by a girl's worst Aunt)
Finally, after another six hours of my crazy Aunt Flow, I finally decided to fall asleep.
"Where? I have no clue, but I do know it's amazingly comfortable.
And breathes.
Wait..it BREATHES??????
My eyes shot open and I looked at my pillow.
It was Louis's stomach.
(Haha, no kyoya)
But kyoya was also asleep with his right arm drapoed around the red heads shoulders.
Making Louis warm and comfortable.
I smiled and took a quick picture for future blackmail material, the I laid back down. And fell asleep.
YOU ARE READING
Triple Trouble
أدب الهواةRukia has been away from Japan for four years. she lived with her uncle in America, to extend her mother's fashion line. and finally, after four years, she is finally coming back... (shoot. I suck at these. just read it!!!!!!!)
