Susan: jungkook what the FUCK did I say about breaking into my kitchen
Susan: this is like the ninth time this month Is2g
Joanne:Susan: did u just use urself as a meme
Joanne: u know it
Steve: jungkook just go shopping u useless tub of coconut milk yogurt alternative
Cynthia: fuck y'all I'm broke as hell
Cynthia: not to mention lonely
Cynthia: I'm literally out here slut dropping to get laid
Joanne: he ain't jokin while we was waitin for the professor to come in today he just stood up on one of the tables and started twerking
Joanne: I could see all the boiz
Joanne: them dicks was fully hard
Steve: I hate this fuckin family
Susan: how about you leave then
Susan: ungrateful cunt
Susan: you will never eat my cooking again
Steve: what I love my family and my mother and I would never dream of leaving
Susan: that's what I thought
Joanne: since nobody APPRECIATES ME
Joanne: I'm adding some of my other friends
Cynthia: what other friends wtfJoanne has added Jooniper, GucciThot and Sun to Fuck Off Susan
GucciThot: is this gonna get me a mans or what
Cynthia: big mood
Joanne: everyone be nice
Joanne: this is a CHRISTIAN SERVER
Joanne: no heck's
Joanne: no fricks
Joanne: no double decker dicks
Joanne: okay?
Joanne: hobi is here keep it pure
Joanne: now introduce your selves
Joanne: Jin ur probably the oldest go
Susan: fuck off
Joanne: what did I J U S T say
Cynthia:Joanne: fuck u
Susan: hi I'm Kim Seokjin, senior year, majoring in culinary arts
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Eat Ass, Skate Fast.
FanfictionAnother friggin group chat au. This is literally a crack fic lmao.