Hobi: pls pay attention to me
Diminie: y'all ready
Jiji: 3
Joojoo: 2
Koo: 1
Daddy: what's wrong baby why r u sad?
Tata: nice timing yoon
Hobi: I'm not sad hyungie I just wanted attention
Hobi: I'm sry
Daddy: it's okay angel I don't mind
Hobi: look hyungie!!!Daddy: how are you so beautiful
Hobi: hyungieeeeee (•///•)
Daddy: I can't help it. You're so pretty, you look like an angel
Daddy: you're the most gorgeous being I've ever seen
Jiji: crying? Yes.
Koo: 🅱️ls my heart can only take so much
Diminie: finna Kermit
Tata: so I like one (1) boy
Koo: o rly who
Tata: idk his name
Tata: idek what he looks like but he's in my eng class and sits a few rows behind me and today he giggled and it was so cute but ya boi was to afraid of being obvious to turn and see who it was
Tata: his giggle was just,,,,,so cute,,,,,
Jiji: what English class r u in
Tata: 2nd block y
Jiji: just wondering~
Jiji & Koo
Koo: THANK U HYUNG I LOVE MY MOM
Koo: IM IN BLOCK TWO ENG
Jiji: DID U GIGGLE
Koo: IDK I THINK SO
Jiji: OK BUT IM GUESSING THE ROOM WAS SILENT OTHERWISE HOW WOULD TAE HAVE HEARD YOU FROM A FEW ROWS UP
Jiji: SO WHEN THE WHOLE ROOM WAS SILENT DID YOU LAUGH
Koo: YES YUGGY SAID SMTHN FUNNY I GOT IN TROUBLE AFTERWARDS
Jiji: bITCH HE LIEKS YOU FSHJGFDSADCV
Koo: THIS IS GOOD BC I LIKE HIM BUT BAD BC HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WERE IN THE SAME CLASS
Jiji: JUST GIGGLE IN FRONT OF HIM TM
Koo: OKAY~
Group chat
Joojoo: what if ur teeth were flaccid but got hard when you ate
Diminie:Jiji: namjoon what the fresh fuck
Daddy: "fresh fuck"
Joojoo: 🅱️ls I'm 🅱️🅾️rry
Koo: 😬
Tata: bruuuuuuuuuuh wait deadass
Diminie: WE GOT TWO HEADASSES NOW RLY
Hobi: what is flaccid
Koo: nothing no one who
Jiji: namjoon quick delete urself
Joojoo: boi I wish
Diminie: ugh relatable king
Koo: guys look
Koo: it's JiminDaddy: FSGKDJDHDGHSJD
Diminie: man FUCK ur candlestick
Tata: guys can u BELIEVE I'm gonna see my man who's not rly my man but is my MAN tomorrow
Jiji: yeah I bet he's gonna b perfectPrivate chat
Koo: awh Bae
Jiji: ;*Group chat
Koo: hi I would just like to say that Jin is THE man we stan an amazing m8
Diminie: a s u p e r i o r lad
Jiji: y'all :,)
Daddy: he's alright Ig
Jiji: man FUCK ur candlestick
Diminie: 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Joojoo: h aha
Daddy: Joon chill
Tata: yeah :) Jin is the best :))
Hobi: yay Jiji Hyung !!!
Jiji: thanks Hobi ya lil squishPrivate chat
Jiji: the most OBVIOUS headass
Tata: pls
Jiji: bRUH
Jiji: I know u know kookeroni is in ur English class
Jiji: and u know it was him
Tata: how did-
Tata: Bitch
Jiji: he mad gay for u bruh u just gotta go for it
Tata: he make my heart go 💓💘💘💕💖💝💘💘💓💝💕💗💕💝💞💘💕💗💞💘💕💕💘💕💖💖💝✨💘💘💖💗💖💗💕💖💓💓💕💕✨✨💕💝💘💖💘💖💖💘💝💞💕💖💘💘💝💕💕💓💕
Jiji: Bitch aww
Jiji: tell him u coward
Tata: gotta blastGroup chat
Diminie: hey guys look
Diminie: it's jungkookJoojoo: HAHAHAHAHGAGAGSGAHHAHA
Daddy: damn Jimin clap back of the century ok
Koo: man FUCK ur candlestick
Jiji: GAGSFDVEGGSH JOONIE
Joojoo: WHAT
Jiji: WHAT R U WEARIGN RN
Joojoo: y u askin
Jiji: BC I THINK I SEE U SITTIN IN A CAFE
Joojoo: WHOVJCH CAFE
Jiji: BIGHIT CAFE
Joojoo: BITCCH THAT ME
Jiji: IM SPRINTING OVER RN
Joojoo: I SEE U BITHC
Hobi: yay u guys r meeting :>
Daddy: I will meet u if u want me to
Diminie: FASGDGDHDH GUYS
Koo: WHATDiminie has changed Koo's name to junglebook
Junglebook: Koo is: sad
Tata: Jimin I'm finna beat ur ass
Diminie: sHIT
Joojoo: btw Jin is the handsomest ever and I had a lovely time uwu
Jiji: SPEAK NOW
Jiji: WHO DID IT
Jiji: also aw thanks Joon ur v pretty and I had an awesome time as well
Jiji: I KNOW IT WAS ONE OF YALL
Jiji: IF I DONT GET AN ANSWER SOON IM FINNA BEAT YALLS COLLECTIVE ASS.
Diminie: we only have one ass.
Daddy: we share it between our group
Tata: kook probably wears it the best
Daddy: nah Hobi does
Tata: wanna say that again
Daddy: Hobi has the best ass.
Koo: she snapped.
Hobi: hyungie!!!
Daddy: I can't lie.
Tata: watch urself yongle bongle
Daddy: at least my crush knows I exist
Diminie: oh shit
Tata: SHUT UP SFSGGDHDHDJ
Joojoo: GUYS
Joojoo: LET JIN SPEAK
Jiji: THANK YOU
Jiji: anywho
Jiji: WHOMST THE F U C K BROKE MY STEREO IT WAS LIKE 2000 DOLLARS
Jiji: I COME HOME FROM A NICE ASS TIEM WITH JOONIE
Jiji: TO SEE MY ALMOST FAVE THING
Jiji: DESTROYED
Jiji: DIABROCATED
Jiji: DISENTHRALLED
Diminie: wtf since when were u smart
Jiji: Pinterest likes me
Daddy: OMFG
Daddy: KOOK JUST RAN SO FAST HOLY SHIT
Daddy: GO GET EM JIN
Jiji: :) kook
Junglebook: sHIT
Diminie: KOOK RUN JIN JUST RAN OUT WITH A FLIP FLOP
Junglebook: IM GOING TO DIE
Junglebook: I SEE HIM HOW DID HE GET HERE SO FAST
Junglebook: OKAY I THINK I LOST HIMFNRHRGFSGDGSHJSJ
Hobi: oh no Koo
Joojoo: R.I.P. juancock
Diminie: no one cares
Daddy: fair
Tata: I CARE
Tata: BABY BOY SPEAK TO ME
Junglebook: wow suddenly I'm alive.
Joojoo: he awakens for the D
Diminie: respectable
Jiji: HOW ARE U STILL ALIVE
Hobi: Jinnie what did you do to him
Junglebook: he beat the shit out of me with a flip flop whilst in a face mask
Diminie: mayhaps iconic
Hobi: oh no hyungie :,( don't do that
Daddy: you made him :,( fucker
Jiji: boi DONT make me come over there
Daddy: esketid
Tata: poor Koo
Tata: my babiest boi
Tata: Got getted
Tata: by my own mother
Junglebook: I'm ur babiest boi?
Tata:
YOU ARE READING
Eat Ass, Skate Fast.
FanfictionAnother friggin group chat au. This is literally a crack fic lmao.