"And so if Jimmy had 14 chocolate bars, and he stole 7 more, what does Jimmy have now?" Said Miss Veasy.
"A criminal record for being a greedy bastard!" I shout out.
My fellow classmates seem to have enjoyed the little joke I made, even though I only did it so we had a pinhead of hope and joy in this classroom. You see, Miss Veasy, she's an idiot. Literally, how she got the job of a maths teacher is beyond me. Well, the leader of this shitty school is too busy shoving an 12 inch carrot up his ass, to employ decent teachers.
Miss Veasy gave me daggers with her eyes from across the room. I look her in the eye, quickly, and then return to looking at my classmates.
"Oh Connor, your too funny man!" Said my friend, Trevor.
I laugh nervously.
"Haha, yeah that's me, just some funny little guy with a big dream that will probably never come true because some twat upstairs is too busy counting his cigarettes, to employ good teachers and half decent pe-"
The bell rang suddenly.
Everyone ran out of the class, cheating and screaming, including myself. I ran outside, when all of a sudden an old friend of mine approaches me...
"Hey Darktail, I got some calculators that I stole from the science department, wanna have some fun?" He said.
"Dude, how the fuck can we have fun with a calculator?! That's like me handing you a pile of rotting dog shit and saying: 'Play with it'. Like what the fuck?!" I said to him.
He suddenly grabs a small calculator from his pocket, and smashes it against the ground. I'm not gonna lie, it scared me a little bit, but I just stood there staring at him as if he just committed a crime.
He hands me a calculator.
"Here, give it a try Connor." He says.
It was at this moment I knew I had gone crazy, but in my head, I just thought fuck it, let's see what happens.
Suddenly, I threw the calculator onto the ground with all my force. As pieces fly all over the pavement, I notice someone, standing about 8 feet away, with a surprised look on his face. I approach him...
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Connor Darktail The Fail
HumorConnor Darktail. An 18 year old furry. He's a good joker, always enjoying his time, but the life alone, is no life at all. So he goes out, he experiments, he tries... But will he find his one TRUE love..?
