Some Merchant? [Batter x Reader x Zacharie] (OFF)

(Ch.2) Creepy Man.

     You and the Batter started to walk out of the store, but suddenly you heard a agressive farting noise coming from behind the counter. Both of you turned to the noise and saw that Zacharie was holding up a... whoopie cooshin? he began to laugh hysterically. The batter kept his straight face, as usual, and you tried your hardest not to bash this guys head in. his ignorant actics were really getting on your nerves.

     "Zacharie stop these hideous actions!" The white cat yelled, jumping from the counter. Zacharie sighed and put the whoopie cushion under his long desk. The cat walked along the desk, sitting down directly in the middle. His eyes scanning over you and the batter. The animal have a wide, pointy-toothed smile.

        "You must be the batter I encountered earlier... And you are...?" He asked, looking at you. 

        "[Y/N]" You told him. The silky-haired cat smiled, standing back up and walking to the other end of the long counter. He jumped off, and walked away. not even with a goodbye or anything. You heard Zacharie do that meow thing, he normally does. You smiled and turned around, as if leaving.

        "Wait, amigo, are you sure you dont wanna buy anything?" he asked, grabbing your wrist before you would walk out.

        "Well, now that you mention it, I do need some Abaddon's Meat." You said, ripping your arm out of his grasp. "How much will it be?" You asked, pulling some credits from your pocket.

        "About, 1,000." He replied, holding his hands out. One with the meat, one waititng to recive credits. He sighed and waited for you to count out your money, as you kept messing up and had to keep starting over. "Let me do it, amigo." He said, taking the money from your hands. you watched as he swiftly placed the money into categories, and picked a few up from each pile, then handed you the meat. 

        "thank you." You said, followed by a chuckle. "Where did you learn to do that so fast?" You asked, as the credits were all different colors with weird markings you didnt quite understand.

        "Practice." he said, simply.