I know a lot of lazy people. People say I'm lazy. If I was, I would be doing sit down comedy. But when people think of lazy people the second thing they think of is some fat guy (the first thing they think of is Trump) but I'm here to tell you that they come in all shapes and sizes. One guy whose size was to small to calculate was so short he was the only 2D shaped human. Anyway, this guy had a packet of sweets and he ate half (first sign of laziness) he tells me he accidentally left his sweet where he can't reach. First things first, how did he get that sweet anywhere high? So, I go to see what this guys on about then I see the packets on the floor and angrily I shout;
"AND I THOUGHT LOW GROUNDS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR EXPERTIZE!!!"
