Police Problems Part 2

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As you might remember from my previous story, police and I do not get along. They came back a week later to do some more talking. I will show you what they said;

Police: Knock knock.

Me: Who is there?

Police: The police again.

Me: The police again who?

Police: The police again us!

Me: I do not get it??

Police: We just want to talk!

Me: If you want, my sister can help you with your knock knock jokes.

Police: We do not need that we just need to talk with your guardian.

Me: Oh, I see, you are having trouble with your communication issues again my teacher can help you with that she lives two blocks away.

Police: Stop being such a smart Alec.

Me: My name is Mariah!

Police: That is it we are coming in.

Me: WOW THAT WILL BE FUN MAYBE I WILL FIND OUT WHAT ELSE YOU CAN AFFORD!

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