It was expensive.
Some people think it doesn't happen at all.
Well let me tell you that your cat isn't the most annoying thing that you can have near when you're using your new computer for the first time.
It's a bird. They scream, shit everywhere and make holes in your shirts when you least expect it. And mine is no exception to all of this.
It was expensive, I repeat. It was an expensive Bird Heater.
You read it.
Bird Heater.
You know those fluffy distant relatives of the dinos. I wasted my money on a Functional Bird Heater that has added features besides create heat, like having a keyboard and letting you do your homework, for example.
Well...
That is if you can stop your bird from trying to incubate eggs on it.
What could go wrong? My bird is a male, he won't incubate eggs.
Keep lying to yourself. He will find a way to do it.
So yeah.
I got my Bird Heater with added features and my bird... Well he got a place to sleep happily while I rage at his selfishness. But I still love him.
This is just what happens when you have no free time but still need to give attention to your feathered dino. They hop, press letter and best of all. Sit on the letter you need at that exact moment to finish your se_te_ce.
You know the usual.
At least, he's small enough to not cover the whole keyboard and when he sits on my mouse, I sometimes get random word being in Italics or the such. It's such an experience. You get to practice your patience and problem solving skills that won't have as a solution waking up the mini godzilla.
So this is my struggle.
The struggle of a bird lover.
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