Oh, hello there!
Are you lost?
No, you actually meant to click on this book?
Again, you are aware this book is stuffed fill with terrible grammar, spellings and super cheesy events?
Oh, you did mean to click on it – wow your brave!!
Let me introduce myself, I am Kiki, I am a kiwi and I hope to become the world's first fruit author!!
Now you know a bit about me I want to hear about you. What hobbies are you interested in (long pause where no one says anything) oh, yes that's a fun hobby!!
Anyway, enough about you, isn't this my book – MINE – not your's so I don't want to hear about your mother's sister's cat's hamster's roommate, thank you very much (however fascinating the story is!!)
Anyway again, just to be warned I have no knowledge of punctuation - as you can probably already guess sooo.......good luck in their solider (dramatic salute where I accidently bash someone with my flailing hand)
-- Kiki the kiwi 🥝
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Changing Gears
RomanceHIGHEST RANKING #18 IN CUTE HIGHEST RANKING #5 IN INNOCENT Fawns life has not been easy, not having a family to bring her up she has lived on the streets fending for herself. However, this experience has not rusted Fawn's heart. She's kind, forgivin...
