lots of love, ashley.

♂ dylan.

                 DYLAN,  

                      no matter how many times you deny it, you’re my slut, okay? To be honest, I’m not so sure on how we met? Do you remember? I think it had something to do with Kendrick, maybe? Possibly? I don’t even know, but I do know we clicked easily and I was happy that I made a new friend (even if it was just you . . . lol).

                      Honestly, you’re hella funny. Sometimes you have my ass rolling on the floor laughing as I’m talking to you. (“15 inch dicks.” Or “He’s a shit sandwich.”). And when you fanboy over Lana Del Rey – it’s so adorable! “I’d go straight for her.” I literally choked reading that, never laughed so hard. You fanned so hard for her when you saw her on the Billboards Awards (was it the Billboard? I forgot.)! Even when she lost, you were just like “she won in my heart.” Omfg, that was the day you taught me how to make a better cover! I told you I was un-teachable, sorry if I frustrated you. My wifi sucks ass and my brain is hella slow, so yeah.

                      And, you’re so adorable and cute! I don’t get why you don’t like your face because it’s honestly perfect and I love the seflies I get from you. Like, can I pinch your cheeks like a grandma? We haven’t snapchatted in a while, those were always fun. Even though I always looked like a ratchet hoe and you looked perfect – but whatever. I think you could be a Tumblr model. YOU AND KENDRICK. Omg.

                      You're such a smartass, sometimes. You sarcastic shit. You make me laugh my ass of when I'm sad, which is normally hard to do for me. Like, teach me to be funny pls. Also, you're a perverted little shit, which I don't get because dick too small (ass too big). But you're my bestfriend, even though you insulted Ed Sheeran (I should've cut you for that), and we've gone through (surprisingly) a lot of shit together. Just know that I'll always be here for you, and I'll always be your friend. I wouldn't want to be friends with anyone else except your sarcastic self.

                      You can be so freaking nice when you want to be, and I like that side of you. I'm kind of still waiting to meet sappy Dylan and asshole Dylan, they haven't came up yet, you twat. Thanks for making me feel better when I was sad, or making me laugh when I needed it. Even though you’ve corrupted my mind with your dirty words, I still love you, dildohead. 

                      We also need to Skype one day, you butt. Maybe after your internship is over or something, I dunno. Whenever you can, to be honest.

                      I’m sorry this isn’t long or anything, I’m really tired and I just wanted to post yours before I went to bed. I dunno, just really wanted to. But I meant every word I typed, you mean a lot to me. I’m really glad we’re friends & I’m sorry if I ever annoyed the shit outta you or said something to offend you, I don’t know – I can be uncensored sometimes, so. And, I’d also like to thank you for putting up with my stupidy (especially when you were teaching me how to make a cover, oh God. That was horrid.) and thank you for being so great to me. You’re my #gbf, remember that.

                                                 Lots of love,

                                                               Ashley!

                                            p.s. your ass is mine, no arguments. mine, mine, mine. when I see someone who deserves it, I'll let them have it.