JASPER,
I met you because I found you in my newsfeed. We kind of just cliqued, I guess. We started talking about Kells and then we became friends. Now we’re kinda close (I think) and you’re dating my bestfriend.
Speaking of my bestfriend, you guys are really cute together. But that’s what happens when you put two cute people in a relationship together. Treat her right or we’ll African slap you. Actually I’ll cut your head off (both of them) if you hurt her, got it? I will hunt you down and hurt you.
But since you probably won’t hurt her, I trust you and hope you guys stay together forever because if you have babies, I am going to be the godmother of them. Ooooh, maybe one can be named after me or something (maybe like a middle name!). Okay, enough with the baby talk since you guys haven’t even had a first date. Wow, since you guys are officially dating (I’m pretty happy about this because I introduced you to her so), there will be no triple date. You also cannot look, touch, grope, gape, or anything else at the booty or no booty for you ever. I’ll be watching the date from afar.
Enough of your beautiful relationship. You and your friends are funny, I guess. Nah, just messing, you guys are hella funny and I won’t deny that. You guys got jokes for days, damn. Trevor seems to always got something to say, huh? I think I shut him up, but oops. Sorry Trev. And I don’t even know what I did to Chase, soooo whatever, sorry. But if he keeps hiding, I’ll find him and feed him to my unicorns.
Anyways, you’re a really great friend, who hates cute nicknames for no reason. But you love Kells and you can cook, so we cool. You can be hella nice when you wanna be, and I like nice Jace because he’s, well yanno, nice. So be nice and stuff. Thanks for being such a good friend, it means a lot that I can come to you when I’m sad or anything. Thanks for making me laugh so much every day, it’s a pleasure to talk to you.
Message to Chase & Trevor; you two are pretty funny, always crackin’ jokes. You guys have me rolling when I talk to you. Trevor, you’re cool even though you’re always making fun of me. Chase, you’re sweet even though you wanna ignore me but whatever. This trio thing you guys have is amazing and I hope I meet you niggas.
Love you bitches.
Lots of love,
Ashley!
p.s. I’ll watch Sharknado so you can all shut up. -.-
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lots of love, ashley.
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